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πŸ₯‹πŸ‡¬πŸ‡ΎChris HempsworthπŸ‡―πŸ‡²πŸ₯‹

@duckjordan

Graphic Designer πŸ’» β€’ UX/UI Designer β€’ A kid from Queen$ β€’ Comics, Karate & Wrasslin ✌🏽 β€’ A Pod Called Blerd every Monday wherever you listen to podcasts

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Latest posts by πŸ₯‹πŸ‡¬πŸ‡ΎChris HempsworthπŸ‡―πŸ‡²πŸ₯‹ @duckjordan

11.03.2026 13:10 πŸ‘ 12981 πŸ” 3542 πŸ’¬ 82 πŸ“Œ 30

Get your freak on and Club Beacon

11.03.2026 16:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
From Walt Disney's Comics #648: Mickey Mouse in Too Many Goofs

Two Goofys are smashing and merging together into a mess.

Goofy #1: Whut?! We're meltin' together!

From Walt Disney's Comics #648: Mickey Mouse in Too Many Goofs Two Goofys are smashing and merging together into a mess. Goofy #1: Whut?! We're meltin' together!

10.03.2026 21:06 πŸ‘ 49 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 2

As long as you don’t need gas, groceries, affordable healthcare, retirement savings or constitutional rights, things aren’t so bad.

10.03.2026 14:03 πŸ‘ 9516 πŸ” 2693 πŸ’¬ 328 πŸ“Œ 114
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10.03.2026 17:31 πŸ‘ 628 πŸ” 169 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 9
The Tiny Terror in a black bandana, a white cropped tee that says β€œhomebody”, jean shorts and basketball sneakers

The Tiny Terror in a black bandana, a white cropped tee that says β€œhomebody”, jean shorts and basketball sneakers

Outside looking like I beat people up πŸ˜‚

10.03.2026 22:23 πŸ‘ 108 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 8
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a person playing a record on a turntable with their fingers ALT: a person playing a record on a turntable with their fingers
11.03.2026 05:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is fantastic. 30 minutes of Moxley just being Moxley.

11.03.2026 00:34 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ben 10 is only 13 episodes per season? 4 seasons?! I can body that whole show this week

11.03.2026 00:34 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We share the internet with people who don’t know Netflix use to send DVDS to your house

10.03.2026 23:42 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Neither do they πŸ˜‚

10.03.2026 23:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Thank YOU!! ✊🏽✊🏽✊🏽

10.03.2026 22:59 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œTell shawty bust it open, Uncle Luke on!” -my fav 2 Chainz line

10.03.2026 03:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Starting trade wars to make it easier to take over the government was literally the plot to the Star Wars prequels.

02.02.2025 04:56 πŸ‘ 15051 πŸ” 3037 πŸ’¬ 183 πŸ“Œ 178

They can have their discourse, i enjoyed it!

10.03.2026 02:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Bout it bout it 🍿

09.03.2026 23:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Going to take the whole edible and go see Hoppers 😎

09.03.2026 21:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
HOTDAMNiROCK/ @TrapLabCartel - Brotherly Love
HOTDAMNiROCK/ @TrapLabCartel - Brotherly Love YouTube video by Escap3DaMatrix

This would be me

youtu.be/SszfZ3n52nY?...

09.03.2026 20:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

My girl call me and tell me she got kidnapped by a fucking dinosaur in a spiked turtle shell….im victim blaming, because bih where was you at?! I just sat down for the day, now i gotta get the strap!!

09.03.2026 20:41 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Shiiiiiet hopefully. I’m not doing all that for no white woman I’ll tell you that! Lmao

09.03.2026 20:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Mario be doing mad non union related work

09.03.2026 20:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Lmao niggas support your Mario journeys. Son is going through it!!

09.03.2026 20:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I think i heard someone say something slick in my office, and as someone who comes before everyone, and leaves after most….ill flip this shit upside down

09.03.2026 20:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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09.03.2026 20:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Traffic traffic
Looking for my chapstick
Feeling kinda carsick
There’s a Ford Maverick

09.03.2026 20:11 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 3
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Do whatever you need to do to make it work for you

09.03.2026 20:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Seems like a no brainer to me

09.03.2026 15:57 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

If you were at BlerdCon, I know yall saw this shirt. I absolutely bought it LMAO

09.03.2026 15:54 πŸ‘ 46 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

I agree with you! Like the β€œIF” and β€œWHEN” hit totally different. Like I’m not on your clock bitch ass nigga. I’m also naturally private with most things so when that nosey radar goes off I tend to bite back.

09.03.2026 15:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh that’s even MORE annoying! Like don’t spend my money and energy for me!!

That question in general is so rude to me. Like i shouldn’t have to explain my life situation or possible health barriers to anyone, let alone a random. Like what would that answer even do for you?

09.03.2026 15:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0