Toxi

For @intoxicat2.bsky.social
#1800Comm #Toon #Fatfur

absolutely!

they’re saying you’re mogging me so we’ll see how well you can mog me when i transmogrify you into a dumb fat donkey

world obesity day? *looks at you* yeah that checks out

Wished granted! 🦄✨️

oh heck this is so cute 💦

i think i rock this look pretty well >W<

it’s hard too, it probably has the highest change rate of all majors

hit me up if you need a big fat snarly hellhound pet

be careful where you stand or else you might end up a reprogrammed raptorbot like @tempostunes.bsky.social !

huh that sure is strange 👀💦

turning into a fatass marshmallowy unicorn and using my illusion magic to hide this in public

(please ignore the loud stomping and random invisible pillowy bumps against my ass)

of course!! you’ll get all of the fries!

i mean, i thought i was a decent rogue!! you don’t think my party is intentionally keeping me this way, do you!?

they’re my favorite i can’t resist 💦

riding you through every drive thru

trying to earn enough coin to pay for the potion to turn back to normal but you keep giving in to buying/eating way too many oats

fat horse/mount tf is so good, your whole new purpose is to carry people around all day and it’s just soooo much harder for you with that fat swaying belly and wobbling ass

sorry they only had cursed in stock i hope that’s okay

if you didn’t want to be fatter then why did you say yes when the cashier asked if you wanted to round up??

*honks!*

oh they do

w wait hey! *huff*!!

sticks a magic post-it note labeled “800 lbs” on your back and you grow to match

i wanna grab your big snout!!

woah is that you? you look ridiculous <3

you’re so lucky you put on the cursed infinite feedbag that turns you into a fat horse during the year of the horse, any other year and you’d be a laughing stock

yes of course!

cursed dating app that keeps you subscribed by slowly turning you into a fatter dorkier nerd that bombs every date by ranting about how much you carry your mmo raid guild every expansion

another year single another year stuck a swan boat in the tunnel of love

(i have no idea how to break this cycle, how am i supposed to get into a relationship floating around as a dumb bird boat??)

your reality warping friend is playing out their pokemon mystery dungeon fantasy as the main character

and now you’re learning the hard way that going off script and asking them to turn everything back is a surefire way to get demoted into a weaker + more embarrassing pokemon