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i am so brave (woke up to do a phone interview at 6:30 AM)

airlines should list their entire current in-flight entertainment selection online. can i watch bravo media on your aircraft, yes or no

like if that’s your boyfriend, fine, but he’s just Some Guy. i do not care (especially if he’s not even being all that nice. block his number)

oh HUGE mood

most people don’t want to hear this but you’re 100% right

he doesn’t even try and it’s so embarrassing

like how has he never even heard of it???????

watching the final season of queer eye btw and antoni doesn’t know whether it’s “pineapple upside down cake” or “upside down pineapple cake.” he belongs in prison

thank you to sarah mclachlan on amy poehler’s podcast for saying that she stops drinking water around 5pm each day so that she doesn’t have to wake up in the middle of the night to pee bc i think that’s gonna change my life

mte

i show up to the traitors season 4 discussion group wearing my I HATE FUN booty shorts bc i’m about to ruin the vibes by calling rob a misogynist

i took it off after 20 minutes last night bc i was so restless and rolled onto my stomach and instantly fell into deep sleep. like fuck OFF

is anything more infuriating than the fact that i sleep better and more consistently when i don’t use my fucking cpap machine. i’m going to throw this thing out the window

yeah it doesn’t usually rain hard here but it does rain lightly a lot. this winter has been drier than normal though, we’ve had a good amount of sun

i think if you compare averages, it’s only slightly colder/wetter than the bay area, but it’s probably one of those things where the actual experience feels shockingly different. we do have public utilities though

just realized why ilia malinin is so familiar to me. he looks like carly jackson

me about to take a picture and realizing my foot is visible in the frame: move your foot, you’re not namjoon

very on brand

No Kings includes Draft Kings

ohhhhhh yeah i don’t think i even knew that and it does explain it a little more

the ones i saw were campy in a really bad way and i do genuinely think the problem is just that they aren’t the virtue-moir moulin rouge free dance

me on the train downtown to see jade wearing a sheer black crop top

my probably controversial olympics hot takes:

- the winter games are better than summer
- i don’t care about the opening and closing ceremonies
- i’m not going to root for us athletes just bc they’re from the us. if the vibes aren’t good i hope they ✨lose✨

please god protect lola young from ozempic

sending you thoughts and prayers

rip 😭

what did you eat and how did this happen… i hope you survived

i knew these books were bad but i didn’t expect… this. they really will just publish anything now huh

oh

thank u