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Objectively Too Opinionated PGH๐Ÿ“ PUMP THE BEAT!

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That man gotta go 50/50 with you and ask you what you bring to the table because his psyche canโ€™t handle the reality that men were getting over on his mother and he only exists because his daddy went out one night looking for โ€œthe hoesโ€

13.01.2025 19:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Abrahamic religions are about the power of blood magic but they donโ€™t wanna hear me though. People go to church shouting about how the blood still works but when I go into the forest with a goat and a tactical knife itโ€™s a problem. ๐Ÿ™„

09.01.2025 16:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Whoโ€™s to say the ejaculation was premature? Like I donโ€™t know my bodyโ€ฆ I came in the time I allotted for this. Efficient, timely, and hit all my KPIs too. Now donโ€™t touch me, grab one of those clementines in the fridge, and the uber is on the way.

08.01.2025 17:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Slick Rick was such a banji set like the way he rapped gave verse bottom effect

03.01.2025 17:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ngl I just got this so nobody steal the name and I can terrorize yโ€™all if I have a change of heart but I just deactivated my Instagram and changed my number ๐Ÿ˜‚ Iโ€™m about to serve it like yโ€™all granddaddy going to get milk in โ€˜83 DOWN!

19.12.2024 23:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

One thing about me is imma kiss somebody at a bar. A lot of people including my PCP would advise against that but thereโ€™s nothing like a stiff cocktail and smooch. You literally canโ€™t beat the combo.

19.12.2024 03:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Chief Keef is in fact responsible for the drone sightings in New Jersey. He has been planning this assault for years. Foreshadowing with lines like โ€œWho nigga? Who tf is you? I donโ€™t know niggaโ€ to represent the public confusion, then clarifying his intentโ€ฆ โ€œWe gonโ€™ come and blow New Jersey up.โ€

18.12.2024 11:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0