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The Terror, but gay.
Can I preorder it before you finish writing it?
windows pcs are generally for casual users who mostly use it for web browsing and maybe a little gaming. linux is nearly identical except there's no keyboard. macs are for hardcore experts and professionals who take on the toughest tasks, such as drawing three-dimensional rectangles and squares
At some point Mike Johnson's constituents need to demand he actually open up the news app on his phone. They know he has a phone, they know he uses apps...
You don't think Republicans would read #7 to only include new investigations, not past?
Which file is this in?
Brief pause to scream about NordVPN
Here are the Top 5 Dogs of the week!
yet somehow not fast enough
Easy. As long as we can all agree that Cabin Boy is a masterpiece, no one has to get compared to a knuckle dragging neanderthal.
*Werner Herzog Voice*
The cow must continue to labor with his tools, even after having been hamburgered and helped.
this motherfucker said Steve Buscemu
Excited for a rotating pope animation. This could heal the world.
Truly someone thoroughly unprepared to meet the moment. Guess we're fucked.
Charlie Kirk spent his life‘s work and all of his energy and time targeting out-groups while arguing for a world in which gun massacres would be easy to enact, plentiful, and inevitable, and he became famous and wealthy doing it, and we’re now not supposed to mention that because it’s not polite.
This is all irrelevant. If I get a job as a UX Designer I can charge 1.5x more than a UI designer job.
(I'm a C++ programmer.)
You guys are publishing episodes too fast and I'm behind, but I will (and did) skip every other podcast in my queue to listen to a Marcos episode. Your new shit is awesome, even if it's bleak and scary sometimes.
Everyone's going to be disappointed when it's just $DJT2
I'm not going to lie, I saw this a few days ago and immediately said: "This is the peak of human achievement. Eating a whole lobster in a car, sucking the entire tail out in one piece slurpily. This is my dream."
the first episode of my new podcast ill conceived is out! we talk about the christian organization the promise keepers and what they managed to accomplish (and didn’t)
my dad died after he slipped on a banana peel, fell through a doorway and got stuck with another guy who was trying to go through the same door. It took them 4 hours and 8lbs of butter to get them free and by that time my dad was gone.
try to be a bit more sensitive.
Dolly Parton in blue outfit with a green background blowing a birthday horn and holding a birthday hat.
The Hobbit written by JRR Tolkien in the same colors.
dolly parton as books: thread
Counterpoint: Musk is so impressed by Dittman's ball-fondling he gave him Twitter Admin privileges.
The funniest way this ends is still with Dittman being someone else entirely, so I'm pulling for that against all odds.
america isn’t even a country, it’s just three military contractors in a trench coat
@wheatus.com Have you been sent this 1,000 times already?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gaRS...
Never heard of his brother "Big" Richard?
in the style of Ariana Grande in Wicked:
Saw a lot of unexpected penises in those early days.
Rubio to SecState, DeSantis appoints Laura Loomer as Senator.
