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Freedom and Democracy Taste Better With 3 Olives and a Splash of Vermouth .

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Feel free to use these to respond to the magats.

13.07.2025 15:20 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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27.04.2025 02:58 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Me too.

09.04.2025 18:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Rinse and repeat in 90 days.

09.04.2025 18:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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07.04.2025 01:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Keb' Mo' - Life is beautiful
Keb' Mo' - Life is beautiful YouTube video by My pet -GINA

youtu.be/OI_GNu8jaSA?...

06.04.2025 01:27 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Republicans defending the collapse of the market today.

04.04.2025 18:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m guessing the Dow closes today at under 38,000. Which would be a two day purge of something close to $3 Trillion dollars deleted from the economy.

Not exactly the winning we were promised.

04.04.2025 06:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I asked ChatGPT to paint me a picture of a scene that would make me smile. I’d say it nailed it.

04.04.2025 07:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m guessing the Dow closes today at under 38,000. Which would be a two day purge of something close to $3 Trillion dollars deleted from the economy.

Not exactly the winning we were promised.

04.04.2025 06:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I called my senators today and told them I want Cory Booker to be the senate minority leader.

We can’t hold hearings. We don’t have subpoena power. We can’t pass budgets. But we CAN filibuster, and we CAN change party leadership.

02.04.2025 15:09 πŸ‘ 48299 πŸ” 8963 πŸ’¬ 964 πŸ“Œ 450

And those goods would be made by robots if those plants ever did open here.

03.04.2025 01:53 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Today Donold slapped tariffs on an American military base on one island and on a bunch of penguins on another.

02.04.2025 23:58 πŸ‘ 4463 πŸ” 795 πŸ’¬ 182 πŸ“Œ 46

Good. I’m sick of the freaking penguins taking advantage of us.

03.04.2025 01:52 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

How the fuck are we barely 2 months into this?

03.04.2025 01:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That second shot is no joke.

03.04.2025 01:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Trump’s Proudly Incompetent Cabinet Trump’s Cabinet members should be deeply embarrassed by the inclusion of a prominent journalist in their private war chat. But these MAGA bozos have other ideas.

Signalgate is a window into the administration’s approach to policy issues, but it mostly makes clear that these are stupid, reckless people pursuing stupid, reckless policies.

02.04.2025 03:56 πŸ‘ 415 πŸ” 127 πŸ’¬ 21 πŸ“Œ 9

Some say that linking tattoos and concentration camps is illegal. But we’ve heard that old song since the 1930s.

by Kristi Noem

02.04.2025 17:11 πŸ‘ 1212 πŸ” 149 πŸ’¬ 23 πŸ“Œ 3
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The Wisconsin elections should have nothing to do with Tesla’s awful sales numbers.

But Elon Musk’s companies and his politics now exist in self-made symbiosis, says @liamdenning.bsky.social πŸŽ₯

02.04.2025 21:10 πŸ‘ 69 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

I'm not a programming guy but MSNBC and CNN should be airing this Cory Booker thing in the same way you take over programming if there's a no-hitter or a basketball player with 60 points in three quarters. It's a physical feat! Cut in for this kind of thing. Costs nothing, gooses ratings, good TV.

01.04.2025 21:19 πŸ‘ 53995 πŸ” 6574 πŸ’¬ 1058 πŸ“Œ 311

I don't know about you all, but I sleep better at night knowing that the Secretary of Defense is an alcoholic frat bro who accidentally texted a reporter, in the midst of a classified group chat about an imminent military strike in the Middle East, "We are currently clean on operational security"

25.03.2025 17:51 πŸ‘ 5440 πŸ” 955 πŸ’¬ 186 πŸ“Œ 46
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Tulsi Gabbard (R-Moscow): "I'm just as concerned about #SignalGate as you are, Senator. President Putin isn't going to pay me for information readily available on group chats for free."

25.03.2025 20:23 πŸ‘ 11185 πŸ” 2797 πŸ’¬ 851 πŸ“Œ 218
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Moskowitz: Rather than giving a long speech, I feel like I can just use this. So, that’s a fist, an American flag, fire. From now on, when we do things where we agree, I just hold this up.

25.03.2025 15:27 πŸ‘ 4479 πŸ” 1131 πŸ’¬ 268 πŸ“Œ 234
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24.03.2025 23:12 πŸ‘ 1777 πŸ” 283 πŸ’¬ 46 πŸ“Œ 13
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Ahem

25.03.2025 17:57 πŸ‘ 3269 πŸ” 800 πŸ’¬ 121 πŸ“Œ 57
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Any member of the military who did what they did on signal would be kicked out or arrested.

25.03.2025 01:11 πŸ‘ 45566 πŸ” 10424 πŸ’¬ 1489 πŸ“Œ 421

I just got a great opportunity for an amazing job in Key West. Anyone have long term rental properties there?

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