I hope the American education system hasnβt fallen apart enough that people donβt know what a maul is. Yβall are all joking, right?
I hope the American education system hasnβt fallen apart enough that people donβt know what a maul is. Yβall are all joking, right?
I would give my life to hear @matthewmercer.bsky.social do Dracula Flow in drifters voice.
A picture of a grey cat resting his head on a young womanβs chest, in a way that looks like heβs grabbing her breast.
Why is my cat such a pervert?
Painting of a female Space Marine in silver and gold armour. A text accompanies it, saying: βApparently GW have released some models of Female Custodes and some of the "fans" are losing their rag at this modern change... Here is Sister Slegehammer, who I painted in 1989....β
There is a small black and white image showing a busy street in a dirty futuristic city, from the world of Warhammer 40k. In the bottom left corner, we can see the character from the painting in the previous picture. The text accompanying the picture goes: βBackstory to this is that Sister Sledgehammer was my version of a female "Space Marine" - Ste Tappin had drawn one in Rogue Trader and I liked the idea. I put her in two of my BW illos. In 1989 I was peeved that I'd been typecast at GW as a BW illustrator and I painted this to show Studio I could also handle colour work. Despite initial encouragement, when I finished her they said they only wanted "action shots" not "casual" scenes and declined it!! Original is Gouache and inks on board about A1 size. Here's one of her earlier appearances.....β
Cool to see Tony Hough weighing in on the βFEMSTODES ARE NOT CANONβ babies, with a painting of a female Space Marine from all the way back in Rogue Trader days when he worked at GW.
#nerdlings
#warhammer40k
#warhammer
My measurements say Iβm a d cup but I donβt feel like a d cup.
A screenshot showing a mini βpaintedβ with ai
A screenshot showing some comments under the post with the original poster.
A screenshot showing some comments under the post with the original poster - boasting a special touch with ai
people are βpaintingβ minis with ai nowβ¦ itβs depressing & they answer comments like itβs some kinda βskillβ. they used to actually paint but now just churn this out for likes?
many people wonβt realise & will just assume that the person painted it, cos why wouldnβt you?
be careful out there π
Iβm alive too keep tormenting you
Battle sisters are so cool. #warhammer40k
I think I scared the student nurse who had to do my ekg today with how shameless I am. I knew I had to get an EKG so I stripped down without a thought because having done a ton myself I knew how annoying it can be to place leads around bras. He looked so embarrassed with how fast I stripped. Oops.
There is no force in the known universe that would be able to pry me from Invisigal if she were to engage me in coitus.
On god?
James Workshop please. I already play Death Guard. You canβt do this to me, Iβm already broke. I canβt afford a second Nurgle armyβ¦.
Sheβs coming together. #warhammer40k #slaanesh
I made an impulse purchase. Slaaneshy Knight ready to get painted. #warhammer #warhammer40k #chaosknights #slaanesh
The Big Mek I painted for Orktober next to the first mini I painted. Iβve come a long way but Iβve got so much more to learn. #warhammer #warhammer40k #orks #orktober
If we're sharing couples art I absolutely have to share my favourite commission ever, this wedding cake topper. Commissioned by the bride it depicts her and her groom as 40k characters. Kitbashed sculpted and repositioned, I even got them to hold hands. I would LOVE to do another. π
An Ork big Mek miniature that is partially painted, with green skin and red armor
What have you all started on for Orktober? Iβm working on a Big Mek. #warhammer #warhammer40k #ork
We ride for the Vermindoom. #skaven #warhammer #ageofsigmar
Managed to pick up all the boarding action terrain and rulebook, the Yncarne, a Lokhust Heavy Destroyer, Namarti Thralls, Ishrann Soulrender, a Verminlord and a Doomwheel for under $300 today. Itβs been a good day. #warhammer
I am absolutely obsessed with peacemaker. Vigilante is my favorite DCU character.
Our car broke down :(
Oh I see. League of Legends is just admitting they canβt figure out how to balance their heroes.
I know my Sons of Charybdiss are burgundy butβ¦ it felt fitting for Heβstans body guards to be traditional Salamanders. So hereβs a company champion. I think Iβm getting sick because I canβt see straight anymore but Iβm mostly satisfied. #warhammer40k #salamanders #spacemarines
Today I learned that America cuts you off after the seventh wife.
Finished up a Gravis Captain for my Sons of Charybdiss, a Salamanders successor chapter. #warhammer40k #salamanders #spacemarines
I feel attacked by this
A miniature of an Ork Dakka jet
3 Killa Kan miniatures. One is jumping, one is sitting, and one is tripping.
Finished building these today. I think Iβm getting Ork pilled. #orks #warhammer40k
Got a set of Tau stickers from @sgtlonely.bsky.social these are such high quality!
A girl in mime make up and a striped shirt
Feeling cute, might put up some invisible walls later idk
Get a corporate job they said. Itβll pay big bucks they said. Youβll have power and respect they said.
Yet here I am dressed as a mime at 6 am on a Thursday.
Hon hon hon.