Wyn "The Woman, The MILF, The Legend" Montaril

...somehow that almost makes it worse 😬

i would really rather not have to 🤢

and i swear i can feel them moving about in my head sometimes

i once had to stop my nephew feeding my son tadpoles from the pond in the gardens and now

here i am

eating fucking tadpoles

well, the only way to not be strangers any more is to get to know each other, right~?

that's never stopped me before 😜

she has a harem, why can't you?

if you're ever unsure as to whether I'm actually flirting with you or just playing around the answer is "that depends on if you're into it or not"

if you need a tiebreaker, I could come up to the office with a bottle of wine and let you in on some sunite secrets 😘

on the one hand I was trying to keep the whole baby thing on the down-low considering Gortash has the family of my friend hostage so I doubt he's above doing the same to mine

......on the other, how can I not show off this perfect lickle face? 😭🥺

I have seen girli live 4 times now and got to meet her for this album drop, she is 👌👌👌 and I am so glad baby gays get her music now bc when I was a baby gay all I had was t.A.T.u.

fighting for the rights of green boys everywhere

Wyn doesn't know what exactly his heritage is but she wants him to know that he is beautiful and perfect the way he is. she's an expert on beautiful green boys cause her son is one so you have to listen to her u-u

this man has been a special interest of mine since I was 10, for some reason I always used to skip this track but I gave it another chance a little while back and it's become a favourite

i may fall asleep before getting around to these but 👀

(I have no intention of testing that theory)

much as I do not regret him, I do not recommend the experience - perhaps if his father had been a halfling, it might not have been so bad

damn right i have! you ever push a sunmelon out of you? not. fun.

........that's a very good point, puts me a step above my own mother at least

don't feel terribly sweet, i all but said i wish i never had him ))):

wait no i started thinking about what if i never had my little cabbage and made myself sad i take it back ):

same, tea, once a tenday with breakfast - wish I'd learnt about it a couple of years sooner but it hasn't let me down since

i can at least find a little comfort in knowing i am near singlehandedly keeping
nararoot trade afloat in faerun

brings a whole new meaning to stimulating the economy

my libido has led me places i wouldn't go with a crossbow

what is it about being horny that also makes me a solid 60% more stupid

There once was a man from Amn
Who used self-love to keep calm
It soon came to be
He could no longer see
And hairs did grow on his palm

who you gonna call? someone else

you ever rescue a guy and then pop into his house to say hi only to get asked to deal with a poltergeist infestation which devolves into a wild goose chase up and down the stairs until you decide it's just not worth the reward (one painting) and leave or am I just having a weird day

aahhhh she looks lovely 💖💖💖

Chippin a lil more through the list of free sketches w/ one for @cardinalbardinal.bsky.social !

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have you lot checked under the sofa cushions?

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