"He looks like a low-rent morgan wallen with short hair" - me re: chris from love is blind
08.03.2026 07:21
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"He looks like a low-rent morgan wallen with short hair" - me re: chris from love is blind
if love is blind was brave they would show someone's dog pooing inside because lets be real THATS reality
Love is blind spoilers:
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_OK BIG BOY JORDAN WITH THE CPAP
i get a LOT of instagram ads about like being over 120 IQ and i interpret this as i'm a mensa genius who is too cool for mensa because like..... i don't even click on those ads very much
first ep watched predictions for love is blind:
1) jordan and amber favourite couple
2) emma is RAD i love her so much
3) jordans goofy laugh! What a catch
4) obSESSED with the nurse who put nail glue in her EYE
just googled john goodman and guys i think he's on ozempic
big jordan !!! Iwant him to be happy
"babe....babe, you need to read my bluesky to see if i should delete it"
Succumbing to the new season of love is blind and i'm like ..... so many fruity dudes this season! you sure you wanna wife? Also amber the NP is the coolest chick hands down ... 33yo NP single mom? i hope she lands the big cute dude who loves to cook
been seeing a lot of tik toks where girlies are putting eyeliner in their waterlines and all i have to say is RECESSION INDICATOR
i'm also cressida coded because i love the colour pink and i have read some feminist theory but overall it doesn't focus on falling in love and that's its main problem
beck is benedict bridgerton coded IMO ...... and i'm sophie coded because i am cinderella PhD
We are watching true blood right now lol (rewatch for me) .....its so good!!!
today i played a song that took me maybe 2 hours to make on a medium i'm not used to after listening to "always be my baby" by mariah carey and got frustrated that my song was NOT as good as mariah carey's (greaest?) hit
things are kind of crazy right now globally but thinking about it in the grand scheme of things it helps me to really hone in on what matters
Controversial opinion: human beings existing as a species has actually been a good thing, specifically because we invented synthesizers and italian greyhounds. everything else kind of a wash
oh fr honestly that would rock !!! I just have an sm58 and im like, do i google "how to make sm58 sound good on recording"
Haha i made 2 songs today but the vocals sound like shit cause i'm sick and i don't know how to produce vocals!!!!! Who wants to 1) cure me 2) teach me how to produce vocals
my mantra
in all seriousness feeling v inspired for my next move to be : computer music from a girl who doesn't know how computers work
LETS GOOOOOOOOOO
rewatching true blood with Beck who has never seen it and it makes me think ..... gay people should be more like vampires (VERY strong and fast)
i want to make electronic music and i have an idea for a song that is just a list of different kinds of hot girls
do you ever think you might have solved the problems of the world but then the thought you are thinking is like "people just need to be true to themselves" and "it's important to follow the spark within your heart"
i'm cooking on another level tonight asking my spouse hard hitting questions like "what is the biggest animal you think you could beat in a fight" and "what is the fastest animal you could beat in a race"
airbud documentary when @netflix.com
Cookin in my spouse's texts and also drinking a mango lassi
Currently cooking in my spouses texts
they should have an ice cream truck that plays the song from lord of the rings (the one in the shire...the classic hit)
