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Yeah we have a friend with celiac and he pointed out that the net effect of a bunch of goobers going gluten free as a fad for no good reason was actually much better choices for him, so I can't really begrudge the goobers for their nonsense

10.03.2026 23:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The juggalo family would hold them to a higher standard of behavior than creed will, prove me wrong

10.03.2026 23:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Woke fredo ditto game woke fredo ditto game

10.03.2026 22:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Distorted computer beastie boys voice INTERGALACTIC SANITARY SANITARY INTERGALACTIC

10.03.2026 21:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Segregation but wokely strikes again

10.03.2026 21:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We got ghost pops infiltrating you at every level. From Cincinnati to Chicago is still solid pop country and if you believe it isn't, you're a fool

10.03.2026 21:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The only interesting thing about daylight savings time is how it demonstrates that it's easier to force an entire society to pretend that 4 o'clock is 5 o'clock than it is to convince a hundred capitalists to let their workers off at 4 o'clock

10.03.2026 13:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 94 ๐Ÿ” 32 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Same

10.03.2026 13:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Clock change discourse is some kind of fucking psyop I stg the timeline wants to abolish standard in favor of daylight in odd numbered years and abolish daylight in favor of standard in even numbered years and either way ten thousand fuckos are ready to tell you why it's a war crime to disagree

10.03.2026 13:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 17 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hasbro proud to announce mechanically separated art

10.03.2026 13:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"the persuasion community" sounds like a euphemism for pick up artists and hypnotists and salesmen

10.03.2026 12:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 13 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Persuasion dot community

10.03.2026 12:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 12 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm sorry that I called him a tyrant in a fancy way,,, and confused you

10.03.2026 11:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Skip semper tyrannis

10.03.2026 10:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ass-Gate! At the Above-Ground Pools Ad

10.03.2026 00:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Squirrelcumcision is out there, and it's real, and the squirrels can't consent to it, and he's ERASING IT.

10.03.2026 00:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I don't believe that he checked. I think he's just assuming.

10.03.2026 00:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Here we see the perfect trump position: the war is over and done with and old news if you're the stock market and want it to be over, and it's only just beginning if you're a racist armchair general who isn't done jerking off to imperial violence. Please sort yourselves and believe accordingly.

09.03.2026 23:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 10 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Several of us even played the C&C: Red Alert he was in

09.03.2026 22:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 49 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The fuck was he expecting? Frankly a 12% activation rate is already a fantasy, people are already lying for the sake of his feelings just to get it that high

09.03.2026 22:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 217 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Going back in time to stop a thrush from pooping on John Audubon (I don't know if he's actually the one who named them)

09.03.2026 22:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My childhood unironically

09.03.2026 18:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 2566 ๐Ÿ” 1004 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 24 ๐Ÿ“Œ 9

Rice is foreign food. Unpatriotic...

09.03.2026 20:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

For all he was a randian psycho, Greenspan was cooking when he coined the term "irrational exuberance"

09.03.2026 19:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So do I get to choose which one or do I like concatenate the names of all four or what

09.03.2026 19:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

During.

Git gud & learn how to multitask ๐Ÿฅฑ

09.03.2026 19:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

holy wisdom shitballs, poster needy drinky

09.03.2026 15:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
About six years ago, @LukeWSavage tweeted "Adolph Reed Jr. once remarked that liberals don't really believe in politics anymore, just in "bearing witness to suffering." I think about that a lot."

About six years ago, @LukeWSavage tweeted "Adolph Reed Jr. once remarked that liberals don't really believe in politics anymore, just in "bearing witness to suffering." I think about that a lot."

09.03.2026 15:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 14 ๐Ÿ” 6 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

these fucking idiots are going to let every fascist who trump discarded rehabilitate themselves as democrats. between this and george conway and eventually MTG the future is MAGA vs former MAGA as a controlled opposition party forever.

09.03.2026 00:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 826 ๐Ÿ” 227 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 29 ๐Ÿ“Œ 4
windows 11 task manager showing as not responding

windows 11 task manager showing as not responding

come on

09.03.2026 12:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 1607 ๐Ÿ” 68 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 71 ๐Ÿ“Œ 12