ribber :3

oh ok 😵‍💫 yeah that would be so fast on foot lmao

on foot??

He's "the one"... The wrong one

i feel so seen

revolutionary war reenactors having sex be like : MY PENIS IS COMING MY PENIS IS COMING

omg yay!! 🥹💖

"i'm being bullied by trans women" so first of all, jealous ngl

Panel 1: Shen is standing in a complicated machine, having seemingly just appeared inside it with sparks of green electricity. His clothes billow as he yells "AAA!! WHERE AM I??" Panel 2: A serious looking, realistically drawn scientist begins to, with furrowed brow and intense shading, seriously explain: "It is the year 2155. We brought someone from the past who has an attention span of more than 6 seconds to" Panel 3: The scientist is suddenly very simply/cutely drawn, now having raised his phone to his face and happily looking at it. Panel 4: Shen raises his hands in a confused gesture and frustratedly says "YOU GUYS BUILT A TIME MACHINE IN 6 SECOND INTERVALS??"

Company Lacks Manpower To Complete Newest Round Of Layoffs

Company Lacks Manpower To Complete Newest Round Of Layoffs https://theonion.com/company-lacks-manpower-to-complete-newest-round-of-layo-1819574660/

i post pictures of myself in various states of undress precisely BECAUSE y'all like the pictures of me when i am fully clothed and dyked out for work

it's a treat for my good little pogchamps 🥰💖

WOMEN!!

y'all

she's making me learn phrases in Sindarin and calls me her little elf captive 😖

i mean yeah that's basically the long and short of it. the constant drive for changev has lead to some questionable choices at some pretty basic levels, like why doesn't shut down actually fully shut down so many computers nowadays, even if i turn off fast boot at the BIOS? wtf is the point??

kunosoura, Dec 8, 2025 I think it's normal for people to be mad at each other sometimes even if they're close friends or family or intimate with each other. Like I think that's a normal and healthy part of relationships that can happen sometimes kunosoura, Dec 8, 2025 "Why were you on Mad At Me island" because at the time ! was mad at you and yet our friendship has weathered that without trouble. tiredragedemon, Dec 9, 2025 I went to Mad At You island because my feelings are my problem. I needed to stomp down the beach until I could sit and watch the sunrise. I built a sandcastle and did some thinking. Then I boarded the good ship You Matter To Me and sailed it all the way to meet you on the Let's Talk Shore of I Love You Island.

Here’s a post for you

whenever you feel like being annoying means you’re undeserving of love, remember that that’s like cats’ whole schtick

that’s their whole deal

and they are beloved

you shouldn’t be put in forever jail for sometimes being a little annoying and anyone doing that isn’t worth your time

another pic in the gf flannel 🥰

big timeskip
party never disbanded 😌

I prefer enemies who say they're my enemy to enemies who say they're my ally.

I prefer a conservative who hates trans people and says they hate trans people to a liberal who hates trans people and says they support us. The latter does much more damage to conversations about trans rights.

in america petrol is $26 dollars a liter and you cannot even soothe your pain by cranking it crazy style without uploading your birth certificate to palantir to access christian nationalist approved pornhub content.

i have one of those! :D

Girl who pronounces "I love you" like "GLUK GLUK GLUK"

moms seem to latch onto anything that could possibly be perceived this way and frankly it is so exhausting

🫵 little gay boy!!

Markets In Turmoil As Price Of Money Skyrockets To $90 A Dollar

Markets In Turmoil As Price Of Money Skyrockets To $90 A Dollar http://theonion.com/markets-in-turmoil-as-price-of-money-skyrockets-to-90-1819575197/

Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…

i have worked in IT since 2017 and all i can ask now is why does tech suck so much these days

honestly it's about time 😮‍💨

Her vote aside, among white people across the political spectrum, it IS taboo to talk openly about their politics.

This is a grift designed to maintain white supremacy across political divide. To keep them communing along whiteness with their enemies & ideological opponents.

SG ScreenGeek . Follow 14h Nearly 30 years later, 'Small Soldiers' co-writer Adam Rifkin confirms Gorgonites did make it back to Gorgon.

Some actual nice news for your feed

so freaking true