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Mustache gonna filter out the alcohol
So Ryan Blaney won at Phoenix Raceway and received several (very fake) texts afterwards.
Read them all here -> open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...
Nah the DJ did
PLAY THIS AT YOUR RAVE
Ryan Blaney and Louis Foster
With Indycar and NASCAR sharing the track at Phoenix Raceway this weekend, we did our best to match a driver from one series with a driver from the other series. The similarities are uncanny.
Read it all here -> open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...
FAMOUS
Oh I'm going back
"Looks good, thank you."
Today I was getting a haircut from my new barber - very cool dude. Anyways among the run-of-the-mill chit chat you have with the person cutting your hair, he says, "Oh don't think I told you - I had an uncle that died from autoerotic asphyxiation." It's all I've been thinking about since.
I don't know if the track offers those for sale - best bet would be to visit their web site and contact them directly
Just got off the phone with my 70-something Dad, who for the first time was going through NASCAR's for-real-simple online process to get a pit pass. It was 20 minutes that included two near accidental SOS calls and him hanging up on me once. BUT he'll be at Phoenix with me. #NASCAR
So Tyler Reddick won AGAIN at COTA and received several (very fake) texts afterwards.
Read them all here -> open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...
I would like to thank Circuit Of The Americas for doing everything in their power to avoid having turns 6 and 7.
SPOTTER: Slow down, 69 on your left up ahead
DRIVER: (HITS ACCELERATOR)
SPOTTER: As in the No. 69 truck
DRIVER: Oh (HITS BRAKE)
If I'm Shane van Gisbergen and I'm asked to film a video for the NASCAR YouTube channel explaining how to get around a road course, I'm saying "Sure!" and showing up at the studio and filling my advice with lies and winning by 45 seconds instead of 16
There's no better time than race week in Austin to look back at some big career moments for NASCAR's many Austins.
A look at Austins Cindric, Dillon and Hill and their many career accolades.
Click here -> open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...
Joey Logano came through big on helping us hard launch Connor Zilisch's new nickname #NASCAR
My wife uses both "It's hot as balls" and "It's cold as balls" and I don't know if I have the heart to tell her that while certainly climate-sensitive, they don't go through the temperature swings she seems to think they do
Tyler Reddick won the race at Echopark Soeedway and received several (very fake) texts afterwards.
Read them all here -> open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...
My friend pal buddy I apologize for not being able to make the trip
Tomorrow's competition meeting
Answers the NASCAR Romance Novel questions I received the past few days:
1. Yes, they are real. Published in 2007.
2. eBay or Amazon - check there.
2. Yes, we made the drivers read actual passages from them.
Watch it here -> open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...
The Daytona 500 is the first indicator that Spring is approaching. The second is the appearance of these things in parking lots everywhere. They are quite literally an hourglass for Winter.
Make them take the same picture with the car after the race #NASCAR #Daytona500
We have a new Tyler Reddick variant - "Yoked Tyler." Look at the forearms. Dude could have left clear handprints in concrete that has been dry for a year. #NASCAR
Have an ice-cream bar for Harry Hogge
Just dragging a fresh, field-dressed kill back to camp
So Tyler Reddick won the freaking #DAYTONA500 and received several (extremely fake) texts afterwards.
Read them all here -> open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...
Over on the NASCAR YouTube channel, we put together a little 2026 Cup Series orientation video.
Meet ALL 36 full-time drivers in around 17 minutes.
That's my voice, and yet some commenters think it's AI which is an honor.
WATCH HERE -> youtu.be/fP3WHbYFTIc?...
