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she/her | ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ | fiction mfa-haver | journalist-adjacent | writer in theory, general menace in application

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I was doing some research for my writing and it really just speaks for itself

30.01.2026 19:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Only the Second Worst Experience I Ever Had at the Town Center Mall in Boca Raton, Florida It wasnโ€™t supposed to happen tonight.

Being a teenager is hard. Being fat, poor, and queer makes it harder. Being all that and also a werewolf just fucking sucks โ€” but it did win first in The Olive Branch Reviewโ€™s Hunger category!

olivebranchreview.com/2025/10/15/o...

01.11.2025 00:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
two panels of a Nancy comic by Ernie Bushmiller. Nancy sees a NOTICE board and then blacks out the T with a pencil so the board reads NO ICE. Nancy smiles.

two panels of a Nancy comic by Ernie Bushmiller. Nancy sees a NOTICE board and then blacks out the T with a pencil so the board reads NO ICE. Nancy smiles.

based nancy

17.10.2025 13:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 8474 ๐Ÿ” 2132 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 24 ๐Ÿ“Œ 18

๐Ÿ’œBefore you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves because revenge feels fucking awesome and you're gonna be like "wow, that was really great! let's do more revenge!" so you'll need the 2, it's like pringles: once you pop you can't stop

16.10.2025 02:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 56 ๐Ÿ” 21 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

your mid-twenties are for getting into casual augury

19.03.2025 15:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Most undead person youโ€™ve ever seen just like ???? my eyes have always been like this and this coin is under my tongue as an accessory NOT because it was supposed to get my soul to the underworld

28.02.2025 23:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A lich just trying to keep the party from discovering (and when they find out, gaslighting them into not believing) that sheโ€™s undead. Skin is slipping off her and sheโ€™s like,,, itโ€™s a skin condition, donโ€™t worry abt it, youโ€™re literally being so rude rn

28.02.2025 23:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

unfortunately I just came up with a sick as fuck dnd character so now I have to cajole every single person I know until either we have another table or I drive all my friends away. Only time will tell which.

28.02.2025 23:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A friend Iโ€™ve known for many years is the organizer, Iโ€™m just trying to get the word out on her behalf!

20.02.2025 01:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Donate to Support Suzanne's Mission for Orphans this Ramadan! , organized by Salaam Odeh Dearest friends, With Ramadan just around the corner, my wonderfโ€ฆ Salaam Odeh needs your support for Support Suzanne's Mission for Orphans this Ramadan!

One of my friends has helped organize a fund to support orphanages in Jordan during Ramadan โ€” I know moneyโ€™s tight for everyone rn but it would mean the world to me if yโ€™all would share this around :)

gofund.me/976c1d55

20.02.2025 01:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A bookwheel, a device that can hold several open books at once.

A bookwheel, a device that can hold several open books at once.

Inventing one of these for my 47 in-progress audiobooks

05.02.2025 00:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

my library app keeps offering me โ€œskip the lineโ€ loans at a frequency that I can only describe as untenable

05.02.2025 00:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€ชDiscovering a dark entity is after my soul only because Siri eavesdropped into its plane of existence and saved its name for my convenienceโ€ฌ

06.01.2025 23:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

intrigued that my phone just autocapitalized โ€œDevourerโ€,,, what does it know that I donโ€™t

06.01.2025 23:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Some may say this isnโ€™t really a poem but to them I say this is exactly why you werenโ€™t invited to the bug show

23.12.2024 13:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I love those poetry magnets some folks have but despite my best efforts Iโ€™ve never beaten my first poem made with them: โ€œcome, fat man, to the bug showโ€

23.12.2024 13:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 11 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

HBO has a bunch of silent movie shorts that have no text cards for dialogue, itโ€™s all just gesture, and itโ€™s fun because my cat is also watching them and there are really no barriers for her to understand them โ€” sheโ€™s having the same experience I am.

11.12.2024 01:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In the top 0.5% for the smiths,,,, I think my therapy should be free

04.12.2024 15:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

seeing Gaetzโ€™s Venmo notes forces me to envision an FBI agent sliding me a piece of paper listing mine, except they all read shit like โ€œpetition to make Nic Cageโ€™s legs longerโ€ and โ€œthe well scene from Hausu happened to me in โ€˜04โ€ and theyโ€™re all for $7 coffees

21.11.2024 22:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s really pretty cool that one thing you can do to support people you like is ask your local library to get their book because it doesnโ€™t cost you anything, it helps them, and the librarian gets to know someone actually wants to read a book and not just use the computer for Roblox

12.11.2024 16:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 10498 ๐Ÿ” 1120 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 110 ๐Ÿ“Œ 71

Every story out of the US right now is like:

"Sources say Jimmy 'Coal Baron' Ashton to be named head of the EPA, he says he'll be stepping down from Baby Seal Clubbers International but remain Board Chair of the Climate Change is a Chinese Hoax PAC... but Trump insiders worry, is he too liberal?"

11.11.2024 22:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 499 ๐Ÿ” 117 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I love being a writer because I can say things like โ€œyeah Iโ€™ve been getting really into scurvy latelyโ€ and everyone who knows me is like oh of course

11.11.2024 17:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 13 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
a calico cat looking judgementally at a book

a calico cat looking judgementally at a book

Iโ€™ve been gone for a bit, hereโ€™s Anarchy judging my taste in books as penance

19.10.2024 16:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

going to start telling conservatives this is promo for a woke Blair Witch reboot

12.02.2024 16:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A scratchy Polaroid of three people sitting on a stoop, one holding a โ€œceasefire nowโ€ sign. Their faces are blurry and indistinct, they are outside on a sunny day yet the lighting is bad.

A scratchy Polaroid of three people sitting on a stoop, one holding a โ€œceasefire nowโ€ sign. Their faces are blurry and indistinct, they are outside on a sunny day yet the lighting is bad.

obsessed w how horror-movie coded this photo a friend took on the way to a protest is

12.02.2024 16:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Reminder: this site is for being a Weird Liโ€™l Guy, please act accordingly.

06.02.2024 14:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 158 ๐Ÿ” 45 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

my siblings have finally surfaced!

06.02.2024 15:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 18 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Now the only thing keeping this website from being successful is our horrible horrible personalities

06.02.2024 16:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 2714 ๐Ÿ” 448 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 38 ๐Ÿ“Œ 16
a photo of calico cat sitting beside a table with the book โ€œRothko: The Color Field Paintingsโ€ on it, accompanied by a text message reading โ€œSOMEONE got caught suspiciously rubbing her face against the corner of the Rothkoโ€

a photo of calico cat sitting beside a table with the book โ€œRothko: The Color Field Paintingsโ€ on it, accompanied by a text message reading โ€œSOMEONE got caught suspiciously rubbing her face against the corner of the Rothkoโ€

In many ways my cat and I are the same person

05.01.2024 19:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Me and all my friends

03.01.2024 15:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 313 ๐Ÿ” 48 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2