“But, as you see, it's a beautiful day, the Strait of Hormuz is open and people are having a wonderful time.”
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“But, as you see, it's a beautiful day, the Strait of Hormuz is open and people are having a wonderful time.”
Awkward ambling form, drags itself across the snow, leaving putrid streaks across the icy wastes, its empty envious eyes scanning to keep anything paralyzed in an Icey coffin, mildew and sludge and rotten limb, stain the environment, it lives in contempt seasons march, clinging to stagnation.
Jhon Gangrenous the Slush
You've probably seen this but in case you haven't!
Proton Mail Helped FBI Unmask Anonymous ‘Stop Cop City’ Protester share.google/iVgmckiwMhJf...
The government is asking for public comments on whether banks should be able to deny you from buying legal goods at their own whim (i.e. how they're cracking down on art)
Tell them you don't want to be told how to spend your money
www.federalreserve.gov/apps/proposa...
wow how did you self-mute?
NBC News poll Voters hold negative views of Al. In fact, the only topics less popular in the survey were the Democratic Party and Iran.
Truly a perfect news alert
Phone wallpaper if you want it
unfortunately it isn't possible to adjust a wristwatch to account for the switch to daylight saving time. there are plenty of hucksters out there who claim it can be done, but the reality is that your watch is now defective and must be discarded in a fresh waterway such as a river or swimming pool
I'm supposed to get married this year but look around. How can I bring a wife into this world
Cratorhoof beheamoth
the dumbest form of politics is yelling at voters after you lose. if you lose it is *always* your fault. every confounding factor in the universe is your job to overcome. if you take a position that is unpopular and don't adjust to learning that, you are bad at running for office.
happy friday, here’s a miniature 80s horror prism sticker vending machine i made from scratch 💚
I'm a bit sore, from my life
Eric Andre capturing how I think we all feel these days:
An homage to a panel from the Achewood web comic. Phillipe, a young and eager otter, who is wearing a shirt and tie and a helmet for some reason, is happily singing a song to himself as follows: Born... in the USA! I went to school and I got an... A! I ate a hamburger and said hooray! Maybe it will happen today! The final line is obviously my addition. The art was redrawn by me and is not just a copy of the original panel. Done in black lines and halftone shading on a toned paper background. You do not need to trouble Chris Onstad about this.
Always just enough democrats to crush anything thats good. Its a scam folks.
A saucer leaves the scene of a cattle abduction. A drag path leads from a barn to a circular formation in the grass.
A featureless face emerged from the darkness
“The sky keeps swallowing our cattle.”
That's wild. I guess don't use @proton.me anymore
Here's this Phantom of the Paradise piece I made
Here's young Peter Falk in his first appearance as Columbo
The snake is the eel of the land and the eel is the snake of the water. There are also water snakes, which are the land eels of the water. Sometimes eels go across land as well, which makes them the water snakes of the land (distinct from water snakes, which are land eels of the water, as mentioned)
Ear doctor: Don’t use Q-Tips
Me already imagining putting a screw driver I found in the driveway in my ear when I get home: I womt
Sorry I'm not more open-minded about LLMs, it's just some fucking maniacs shoveled out a bunch of useless bloatware featuring that technology, did not give me any chance to opt out, reorganized the entire economy around it, zeroed out gains made by green energy, and made it impossible to buy RAM
I vite for musha
cartoon wolf has had enough of hot women
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