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@psionicwarrior

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falling in love with necrobinder, flew a little close to the sun with this guy though. doesn't matter how cute you get with your build-arounds you still need to put block cards in your deck

12.03.2026 03:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

been playing so much StS2 that someone just sent me the πŸ’”emoji and i thought to myself, cool, they're vulnerable, better go in hard this turn

12.03.2026 00:31 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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making my way through act 1 straight up cumming on my opps

11.03.2026 23:46 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

sufjan stevens if he were italian:

11.03.2026 17:50 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sun Tzu (D-NY) - β€œWhen your enemy is making a mistake, fix it for him at great cost to yourself.”

11.03.2026 00:40 πŸ‘ 10968 πŸ” 2752 πŸ’¬ 178 πŸ“Œ 50

introducing my new AI startup called Your Boss's Shitty Nephew Jeremy. it can do anything a normal coworker can do, but worse, and it's obligatory. management is going to spend way more on it than they should and then blame you for its fuckups. if you have any complaints, don't let us know! Or Else

10.03.2026 15:59 πŸ‘ 51 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

i think this article was designed to gangstalk me specifically because Wolf Hall and Demon-Haunted World are my #1 book of all time and my #2 book of all time respectively

10.03.2026 21:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I feel pretty certain that AI can write a paragraph that convincingly copies Carl Sagan or Hilary Mantel. But could an AI write Demon-Haunted World or Wolf Hall? It's all an illusion, computer equivalent of one of those sculptures that only looks like something if you look at it at the right angle

10.03.2026 20:37 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

if you think this is crazy you should look at what happened to the Confederates after the civil war or the Nazis after WWII

10.03.2026 20:21 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

optimus prime be like i just drove in from denver and boy are my arms tires

08.04.2025 22:45 πŸ‘ 899 πŸ” 280 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 3

'us president making everyone in the white house wear painfully small shoes' is a slugworlds.bsky.social bit

09.03.2026 18:35 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

just saw a big viral 'make sure you have a plan to dodge the draft' post and like. i don't have words for how little a chance a draft has of happening

09.03.2026 03:29 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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if you see one of these pop up in your neighborhood just know the rents going up

17.10.2025 08:50 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

yeah I'm gonna need a couple thousand more reps on him. think a lot of it is that i know the contours of silent and ironclad gameplay better than the faces of my own family so learning a new character is daunting

07.03.2026 15:00 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

i read Playground by the same author and it pissed me off so bad i refuse to ever interact with anything he's written otherwise

07.03.2026 05:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

first StS2 impressions. lot more going on than the first game. some heuristics are still true, some aren't. ironclad feels harder now that all the status cards are on defect. silent feels way better, her cards synergize way better now that there are more discard payoffs

07.03.2026 05:03 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

he looks like a zelda boss from the dungeon where you get the bow

06.03.2026 20:51 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

only food stocked in the fallout bunker under the white house

06.03.2026 20:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

lions don't concern themselves with opinions of sheep and so on

06.03.2026 19:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

come on dude, it says right on the box that this is the time-shifted Picard from 'All Good Things' and not the post-assimilation Picard from 'Brothers'. I really respect your work, please make an effort to fact check these things before you post them.

06.03.2026 18:59 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I hope Pete Hegseth gets hegsethed, an as yet uncoined term denoting the terrible fate that awaits Pete Hegseth

04.03.2026 16:06 πŸ‘ 138 πŸ” 23 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 1

I'm with you on 4, i have a regular stable of 2 through 5 in my pen cup at work. the quad-clik stuff is kind of psychotic though

05.03.2026 06:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

extremely institutional type pen. they're getting it from uline in bulk. and they're paying for the good stuff

05.03.2026 05:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

yeah can i get a Triple Decker Bourbon BBQ Bacon Bunker Buster Buttfuck Burger. and a small diet coke

05.03.2026 04:45 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
that one friend that's too library: you could get that for free at the library

that one friend that's too library: you could get that for free at the library

05.03.2026 01:18 πŸ‘ 1600 πŸ” 569 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 50

2 was my daily driver for years but has recently been supplanted by 3 for a myriad of reasons. Never unhappy to use a 6 though

05.03.2026 04:41 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

becoming increasingly pissed off by my coworkers, all of whom are allegedly librarians, complete inability to do a reference interview

04.03.2026 19:11 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

what's really chilling is that the fedora hat reddit atheist open source blogger people were completely correct about everything. we did not speak up for them and now there's no one left to speak for us...

03.03.2026 06:28 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i really do support everything they do and wish everyone who works on those sorts of problems nothing but the best. but the bit is really really funny

03.03.2026 06:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm installing linux on all the library computers as we speak. the public will learn to love #fossapps

03.03.2026 06:17 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0