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Here it is. 🧵

An entire government warped around the primary function of managing the fragile ego of an elderly, mentally declining malignant narcissist.

Notorious Lego Sets

--Party at mansion with basement wine cellar

--Rio apartment with overcooked chicken

--Racetrack (real binoculars!)

New Matt Smith👇👇👇

fuck me for being this person, i guess, but public universities are a civic good and shouldn’t be run like businesses. and if you’re going to insist on running them like so, at least do some market research. students like their professors; they don’t want MOOCs taught by ChatGPT.

The beatings will continue until morale etc etc

“But, as you see, it's a beautiful day, the Strait of Hormuz is open and people are having a wonderful time.”

Rename it The Strait of America and call it a day.

co-sign

Get out of there, bro.

"Lincoln Park"

[falls through trap door]

Everyone, PLEASE, I am asking you to use Pirro's correct honorific when referring to her:

Gin-Soaked Jeanine.

FINALLY!!

Looking forward to this, my friend.

we need to find whatever fucking idiot consultants are advising dems to slash income taxes and dump them in the middle of the ocean with concrete blocks chained to their ankles

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I'm glad you said it.

Crudup: "And I want my knife back!"

Giant campus full of subcultures.

And yeah, plenty of RW (so many ROTCs) to fight with in classes. Really taught me how to argue.

Trying to figure out a Jay Kelly angle here.....

Poli Sci major there, now chair of an English Dept.

One thing I loved about PU (and the other state unis) is this diversity of majors and experiences. Good teaching and skills prepare you for future challenges.

If Wilhoit's Law was a person.

They can't control what's happening now, so they're trying to control what gets said about it.

💯

This, to me, is the root of it: the left is always going to be more stuffy, constrained and dogmatic because *the left believes that oppression exists and matters.* This is a turnoff to a certain sort of person who does not wish to believe this. But reality wins eventually.

"Cars are the most absurd means of transport in a city. They are parked 95 per cent of the time. It takes two tonnes to move someone who weighs 70 kilogrammes. And the denser the city, the more absurd it is."

Chuckle of the Lambs

Electricity....flickering.

2nd behind "must make 7/10 free throws to cast a ballot."

We do this.

NYT op-ed: Come for the Sycophancy, Stay for the Stupidity.