Keith Decent

something something Shaun Wight

Jon Snowboard: *peers down over the edge of The Wall*

Nights Watchman: There’s no way you’ll get down to our brothers in time to save them, Jon. You’ll die

Jon Snowboard: I can do it

Samwell Gnarly: *placing a hand on Jon’s shoulder* Do it fakie

Jon Snowboard: *grabs board* I shall do it fakie

It applies, just an alternate definition

I gotta do red gloss paint touch ups this week and I am putting it off so hard

I call it, “thinking too big for the door”

Conceive it, design it, build it, and then cut it into thirds on delivery day because you forgot it has to go through 4 doors to get there

Seth McFarlane is doing the live action Dungeon Crawler Carl tv series and everyone's like “how can you even bring that to the screen in live action?” and I just saw an interview where he said they used AI on Ted to make him look like bill clinton and now I'm like REALLY nervous

Seth McFarlane is doing the live action Dungeon Crawler Carl tv series and everyone's like “how can you even bring that to the screen in live action?” and I just saw an interview where he said they used AI on Ted to make him look like bill clinton and now I'm like REALLY nervous

movie is such a great name for them. yeah they do

Ygritte: yuh knoo nuthin Jon Snooberd

Jon Snowboard: bettuh to be a stoked Jerreh from Dorne than sum Northern Kook, leafin’ all thuh fresh pow

Ygritte: ok, yuh knoo one thahng Jon snooberd

something something Shaun Wight

Ygritte: yuh knoo nuthin Jon Snooberd

Jon Snowboard: bettuh to be a stoked Jerreh from Dorne than sum Northern Kook, leafin’ all thuh fresh pow

Ygritte: ok, yuh knoo one thahng Jon snooberd

Jon Snowboard: *peers down over the edge of The Wall*

Nights Watchman: There’s no way you’ll get down to our brothers in time to save them, Jon. You’ll die

Jon Snowboard: I can do it

Samwell Gnarly: *placing a hand on Jon’s shoulder* Do it fakie

Jon Snowboard: *grabs board* I shall do it fakie

Using Napoleon’s death mask to open his phone and post:

“Bonaparte is my name, not my burial instructions!”

Dear New Yorkers:

Happy Motorcycles Everywhere Day!

*watching a tv show where the guy always gets away with it*

Me: he can’t keep getting away with it!

*the Mr. Gets-Away-With-It Theme begins to play*

Wildly different context but still sorta works

Someone told me I have a Pete Holmes vibe, so I’ve just decided to embrace it.

I can’t wait show everybody my Pete-ness

Dear New Yorkers:

Happy Motorcycles Everywhere Day!

Someone told me I have a Pete Holmes vibe, so I’ve just decided to embrace it.

I can’t wait show everybody my Pete-ness

Honestly I think if it had been one or two it would’ve been successful

Ruben Ray Martinez: Footage shows US citizen shot by ICE agent in Texas traffic stop The Department of Homeland Security did not disclose Martinez was shot by one of its agents until almost a year later.

Newly released footage shows an ICE agent killing Rubin Ray Martinez, 23, in his car in Texas.

"He was shot at point-blank range through his side window by an ICE agent who was in no danger."
www.bbc.com/news/article...

cover painting for 'The Visitors' by Clifford D Simak a pair of tiny figures stand on a hillside while a gigantic black obelisk floats overhead the figures are captioned 'chatting on the timeline with your friend' and the menacing obelisk is captioned 'a total stranger about to drop the worst reply you've ever read

many such cases

Oh hey a SEVENTH J6 insurrectionist pardoned by Trump has just been convicted of sexual crimes against children

Oh hey a SEVENTH J6 insurrectionist pardoned by Trump has just been convicted of sexual crimes against children

If you're a vegan it is okay to eat a comet but not so much an asteroid because they're a little meteor

Hate it when someone chops my arm off as I reach the top of the siege ladder. Ok I guess I’ll just tumble screaming into the throng of attackers below ?

my post with this text: If you're considering getting an air fryer, keep in mind you're statistically more likely to air fry a loved one than you are an intruder Then a reply with this text if you are looking for a good Air fryer Guide, I highly recommend checking out "Celine Air Fryer Kitchen Diet Cookbook" by Celine Paul, available on Amazon. This cookbook is packed with easy, delicious recipes for every meal, breakfast, main courses, snacks, and even desserts.

Harrison Ford as Deckard in Blade Runner (or Bladerunner from Blade Runner, per Elon) in the Voight Kampff test scene where he’s administering the test to Sean Young’s character. HF is a white guy, 30s, hands on a shiny table, wearing a reddish tan jacket over a dark collared shirt. He looks mad or maybe just determined. In front of him is a futuristic gizmo that helps with the rest, some grey boxes with a rod extending up diagonally that has, like, an eyepiece or read out attached to it. Soft focus BG is the same color as his jacket, more or less

for afterwards, maybe

Been moving slow. I’ll order the last bits I need tonight and hopefully soon. I’ll definitely post about it when I have them

Markwayne Mullin looks like if gas station hot dogs had a faltering lawn mowing business