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DJ + Producer Co-dad of CHOICES The cat half of Honeycat Resident at the Denver Eagle πŸ¦…

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β€’ Gunshots

22.03.2025 20:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm convinced the DJs who talk shit about Rekordbox just don't know how to use it. Does it occasionally misread the beginning of a beatgrid? Yes, but that's a 5 second fix, and it makes up for it 1000x over with the ability to re-grid wonky tracks, add cues, add notes, etc. Learn the tools. πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ

22.03.2025 20:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sounds that will immediately disqualify a track for me:
β€’ Sirens
β€’ Whistles
β€’ Sex Moans

21.03.2025 16:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Fuck you, you are the biggest disappointment in the senate

12.03.2025 10:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Put a cat in the same room as me and watch these neuros diverge

12.03.2025 10:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They would accelerate

05.03.2025 19:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Within 15 minutes of starting cleaning our condo this morning I’ve found a vape and a set of keys I’ve been looking for, you’d think this would be a reinforcing experience but 🫠

05.03.2025 16:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

8???

28.02.2025 05:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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This pita chip serving size is actually hateful what the fuck

28.02.2025 05:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, absolutely. And I will keep. On. Hitting them.

27.02.2025 03:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Me: β€œWeed helps my ADHD”

Also me:

27.02.2025 02:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

There are so few rules in my house when it comes to my cats, and this morning they are breaking all of them

23.02.2025 16:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Just stepped on one of those plastic jingly cat balls barefoot and it shattered, I feel like that’s the cat dad equivalent of stepping on a lego

07.02.2025 17:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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She has her first vet appointment in an hour πŸ₯²

29.01.2025 16:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Such a bad night of insomnia, such a good morning for cratedigging music

29.01.2025 13:25 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I hate it when I said β€œI’ll do it tomorrow” yesterday πŸ₯²

28.01.2025 16:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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On a lap, but also, plotting

18.01.2025 23:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Help my cat is stuck in Crime Mode

18.01.2025 22:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Just bought a flight to SF for $69, and if that's not a gay omen I don't know what is

17.01.2025 00:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is also the sound of me spending money

14.01.2025 18:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Few better feelings as a DJ than discovering a new record label where every release is πŸ”₯

14.01.2025 15:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Also love when a therapy session is a little gossipy. Like we’re gonna talk about my problems but there’s also some tea

12.12.2024 15:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I love walking into a therapy session like β€œgirl, we have so much new content” lol

12.12.2024 15:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œI’m sick, and the only thing that can cure me is a discounted Ableton Push 3, on sale for $749 (25% off of its normal list price of $999)” -me to my partner

03.12.2024 17:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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In my happy place, with my big ass ahi plate πŸ₯°

27.11.2024 23:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Me but with a weed vape

27.11.2024 16:15 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Being gay at a canyon on Kauai in my Junk Drawer shirt with my favorite guy πŸ₯°

26.11.2024 06:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Like surfer bros, can we be friends? πŸ₯Ί

25.11.2024 18:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Weed smells twice as good when you’re traveling and can’t find any πŸ₯²

25.11.2024 18:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The sample flip is just 🫰

25.11.2024 02:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0