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Fernando D. Maldonado

@fernastymaldo

film guy. east coast boy cosplaying as a pnw lad. trivia with bootie & the blowfish. outlet for my intrusive thoughts. fdmaldonado.com.

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one thing that the ending of Se7en is unfortunately missing is a cutaway shot of a propeller plane flying overhead pulling a banner that reads "WRATH" on it just as the tension boils over

05.10.2025 02:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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16.09.2025 23:25 πŸ‘ 824 πŸ” 155 πŸ’¬ 25 πŸ“Œ 12
meme of PTA launching his β€œphase 1” (like Marvel) plan to release 4 pynchon adaptations over the years

meme of PTA launching his β€œphase 1” (like Marvel) plan to release 4 pynchon adaptations over the years

saw this in the thomas pynchon subreddit lol

08.09.2025 20:12 πŸ‘ 393 πŸ” 91 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 25

Every time a Cyber Truck runs a red light, a demon gets its horns.

06.09.2025 19:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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the end is nigh, etc.

15.07.2025 18:03 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Every one of these guys thinks they’re Oppenheimer mixed with Andrew Carnegie and they own something called SplortDotCom that got bought by Boozoo

06.02.2025 12:24 πŸ‘ 15218 πŸ” 2568 πŸ’¬ 338 πŸ“Œ 64

some people give so little fucks that they actually take them

24.12.2024 19:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

my favorite girl wrote about my favorite wrestler for today's essay in @essaydaily.bsky.social's advent calendar. has me thinking families should gather round the tv to watch wrestling matches instead of football games on christmas day...

15.12.2024 17:21 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

whenever toxic online fandom gets you down, just pretend they're talking about the brady bunch

12.12.2024 15:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

a movie called nosferatatouille, where a bat sits on draculas head and turns him into a world-renowned pastry chef

09.12.2024 18:33 πŸ‘ 4785 πŸ” 751 πŸ’¬ 93 πŸ“Œ 42

Se7en is a Christmas movie because people talk about the Bible and Brad Pitt gets a present at the end.

08.12.2024 12:05 πŸ‘ 16747 πŸ” 1795 πŸ’¬ 475 πŸ“Œ 173

starting to think that netflix does not have the best interests of the participants in its dystopian dating shows in mind

08.12.2024 08:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

one of my top five television performances of the year

07.12.2024 19:23 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

in my new york era of not knowing whether i can't find a place because i can't remember its name or it simply no longer exists

07.12.2024 19:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

lofi beats to ignore the slow motion apocalypse to

05.12.2024 17:11 πŸ‘ 4073 πŸ” 680 πŸ’¬ 55 πŸ“Œ 14

considering getting a "bless this mess" forehead tattoo a la jared leto's joker. i'm not accepting feedback at this time.

03.12.2024 12:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

wordle bot talking down to me every day like we're not solving these things in the same number of steps

03.12.2024 10:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I just want to RIP while I'm alive.

02.12.2024 12:28 πŸ‘ 359 πŸ” 96 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 4
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holiday weekend national treasure on the big screen is a warm blanket for my soul.

01.12.2024 20:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Men don't go "Yabba Dabba Doo" anymore

01.12.2024 17:07 πŸ‘ 8282 πŸ” 1000 πŸ’¬ 381 πŸ“Œ 121

i'm feeling net negative about advertising these days.

28.11.2024 15:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œOk, so, here’s the thing...” - me reluctantly lending someone my Blu-ray of my favourite John Carpenter film

27.11.2024 11:40 πŸ‘ 1786 πŸ” 110 πŸ’¬ 63 πŸ“Œ 10

James Bond movies never show the part where the supervillain collects government subsidies to build his death tech.

27.11.2024 17:03 πŸ‘ 57769 πŸ” 8009 πŸ’¬ 701 πŸ“Œ 265

time sure does fly when you sit in a windowless room all day.

18.11.2024 21:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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This just happened

16.11.2024 04:13 πŸ‘ 1566 πŸ” 163 πŸ’¬ 138 πŸ“Œ 63

mike tyson giving me flashbacks to biden at the june debate

16.11.2024 05:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

you’re some kind of lonesome when you say goodbye to the automated customer service bot.

13.11.2024 01:13 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0