elon mush

OK... hear me out...
Oil barrels ROLL.
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The troubles

Tweet from matt (@mattxiv): using the passive "dead" and the active "killed" in the SAME HEADLINE is absolutely diabolical Quoted tweet from Sky News (@SkyNews): Latest attacks in Lebanon leave nearly 400 dead as two Israeli soldiers killed trib.al/xORAqhP

Like at this point it’s no secret to the people writing these headlines that this kind of thing has been roundly criticized for years and years. It’s an intentional, conscientious decision on their part. They know they’re propagandists (and, for better or worse, we all are!).

when the edible hits and you try to play it cool

Love to loudly say “are you sure honey? Claude says you’re being hysterical again“ into my phone to see if anyone in the coffee shop has the manners to kill me

Today I Will Look The Burrito Man In The Eye and other stories of manifesting success

“Slurs filled a chat” is a beaut

“You can only watch” trolly meme depicting a man watching helplessly as a trolly mows over dozens of people tied to the tracks

checking the news again

‘We’re in it’: Democrats won’t rule out giving Trump more money for Middle East war Democrats will have to balance a desire to criticize Trump’s offensive in Iran with pressure to support funding to defend the nation now at war.

I know fashion has a twenty year cycle but I didn't quite expect to relive my college years QUITE like this

creepy ass dental phantom!

unboxed dental phantom on a gray laminate floor

my answer is, and will always be, dental phantoms

America's doing what? The America? From Fievel? Well that doesn't sound right.

Jackson @tree_bro Follow *knocks on door* Mrs Smith? I'm from Army. Your son got owned in Iraq. He showed great valor in the face of epic fail. Semper fi or whatecer 4:20 PM • Jul 22, 2011

This tweet preceeds and anticipates deaths in Operation Epic Fury by almost 15 years

This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t

I can't fucking believe we're doing this again.

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to bomb this elementary school full of kids because he thinks it makes him look cool. also his scheming viziers will be betting money on it for fun. good luck soldier

holy shit

*me reaching nirvana after seven trillion reincarnations in samsara*

me: nirvana. like the band

buddha: haha yeah like the band

A person snow blowing their driveway except they have a giant hand for a head. Having a hand for a head has not impaired their vision or prevented them from using a snow blower safely. Hand Person says, "I love my life." The text reads" Think about hands. In 2021, there were 4200 snow blower injuries treated in ERs across the US. Over 40% of injuries were to the wrist, hand, or finger. Turn your snow blower off and use a cleanout tool or a long stick, NOT your hands, to unclog wet snow and debris from the machine.

Think about hands.

A picture of a very old BBC Microcomputer sporting a keyboard with markings in Linear B.

BBC Model Linear B

A comic of a bird singing about somebody eating their babies, and a crow responding that they did and they'd do it again. And below them, it is a man listening to a cd of their conversation entitled "relaxing bird sounds"

When I hear lovely birdsong in the morning, I remember this comic and laugh

VE 상큼규문용 COMING ALL OVER THE ICE

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damn she got my ass i accepted the cookies without even thinking

I didn’t make this, but it’s pretty spot on

"zoomers are killing the bar industry" oh interesting was it zoomers who decided a drink should cost seventeen dollars

POV you are about to lose at Guess Who

eat lasers you pickled bitch

Tweet from new England patriots: The haters said I couldn't do it. And they were correct. Honestly great call from the haters.

“Mr. Beast Salesforce ad” - they’re calling it the least appealing phrase ever assembled in any language. They finally did it

So an odd thing here is that if you say "an unidentified man dressed in a Batman costume" your point is to communicate "it is not really Batman" but the problem is that the real Batman, within the fiction of the comic book "Batman", is also, literally, an unidentified man dressed in a Batman costume