Scott Cawthon

Too busy suing Charles Entertainment Cheese for going back in time and stealing my idea

Do with this what you will

I apologize for my absence. I have been playing Mewgenics.

You could say that.

Really wanted an omelette, but I could’ve sworn I was out of eggs, but I found one in the back of the fridge.
Today is a good day for ol’ Scotty.

I sort of have to keep this air of professionalism and snootiness, it’s a part of who Scott Cawthon is. Regardless, I apologize for upsetting your friend.
Always remember to keep rocking, and to play my games 500 million times to fund my new book, secret of the mimic’s sister’s house’s fifth door. 🏳️‍⚧️

I specifically said I WASNT bashing your friend.
In that very first post

I take my job seriously, I guess

I mean I should be the real Scott at this point

I interact with fans more,

And I support trans rights 🏳️‍⚧️

It’s been like this for a while.
Also half my posts are just “iunno, weed”

Alright. So youre arguing that in ONE SPECIFIC BOOK (in a story not written by Scott(who is me frfr)) hes called droppy mcdropface or whatever. But he is CALLED ‘THE DAYCARE ATTENDANT’ in the games subtitles? Also: I only qrt’d that persons post because every other fnaf post here is porn. Sorry? 2/2

“Less subs than me”
This account HAS more followers than you? I have no clue what you’re talking about. Also, this is a parody acc. If you’re too blind to notice the GOKU in my banner, then that’s on you. yes, Sun and Moon, that’s fine, (not what I’m arguing) it’s the DROP where I draw the line.1/2

People sometimes ask what my favorite Clickteam game is. Honestly don’t play any too often, but once, on a whim, I played a very niche game called GravMetal.
It was neat. Brought me back to the days when I just started making games.

Day 549 of reminding everyone that their name is the daycare attendant. Sundrop and moondrop are the CANDY.

This is the equivalent of referring to him as Freddy Fudgebar.

I mean no disrespect to the person I’m replying to. This is just a PSA.

DAYCARE ATTENDANT.

Play my game more
Buy it on every platform
Give me your money

Play my games, fund my weed

Oh I’m sorry would you have preferred the femur breaker

👀

All will be revealed…. Soon.

I need a break.

The place used to be a laundromat, maybe, something like that. I dong know. Whatever makes you sleep well at night. Also

Wait at least a fortnight, man

Welp

Uh

Matpat will have fun dissecting this one

It was Andrew’s twin brother, mandrew

I smoked it when I was out of weed

Dunno, depends on if it brings in the big bucks. Gotta fund my new addiction to claw machines. Oh, and I gotta pay off that bigger closet I paid for

I won’t :(

I don’t keep up with people’s theories anymore, so sadly I can’t answer this

Hmmm…
No. Smaller frame. Would fall under the “pay to win” category for that sort of game

He can barely move