My eternal gratitude to @seananmcguire.bsky.social for making me watch this back in the day
11.03.2026 14:56
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today at the World Metaphors Classic the leader of the USA didn't bother to find out the details of the situation his team was in and blindly assumed they would win a matchup they ended up losing, jeopardizing their long-term standing for no good reason
11.03.2026 13:27
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Here's a handy map of ICE watch hotlines across New England.
11.03.2026 13:57
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George Romero: BOO! ACAB incudes lesbian cops!!
Romero: and also pinkertons!
Romero: KILL THE PIGS
John Baltisberger: [swinging truncheon] ere now? wotts all this ere now?
11.03.2026 14:47
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They had to can it because it was too prophetic
11.03.2026 14:47
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They’re right, Bram, deal with it
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BETTER OFF TED
11.03.2026 14:46
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A common belief among Paradox grand strategy gamers with incest kinks
11.03.2026 14:45
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“Joined Nov ‘24” labeler STILL UNDEFEATED
11.03.2026 14:44
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“Prove a negative” says the very smart, experienced debate pervert
11.03.2026 14:43
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I am really glad I did most of my embarrassing online shit before the invention of the Drama Subreddits
11.03.2026 14:41
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Justice isn’t dead
11.03.2026 14:15
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“Clown shoes administration” has never been more appropriate
11.03.2026 14:04
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This 100 percent. It's why it's so hard to place trans stories in many outlets that never took the NYT/Atlantic hard right turn. They don't want to actively contribute to sacrificing us, but they quietly want to see us sacrificed bc they think it will keep them safe.
11.03.2026 10:52
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Remember to sprinkle kindness into your posting and reply habits
Build people up
Compliment art you like
Share a sunset
Make jokes
Remember life
Remember joy
Remember smiles
Remember what we're fighting for
11.03.2026 06:59
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the most thoroughly vindicated man in hollywood.
trade disputes and conspiracies ✔️
republic subverted over sex hangups ✔️
“sand people” killed, royalty indifferent ✔️
naive idiot casts vote for tyranny ✔️
villains with silly names like “dooku” ✔️
powerful clerical order screwing up ✔️
list goes on
11.03.2026 10:38
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Incredible stuff on the timeline
11.03.2026 00:24
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sometimes you just want that comforting skunk mixed with oregano you grew up buying in your high school parking lot, Erin
10.03.2026 23:16
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you're never too sick to be a sitcom family
that's, like, one of the defining traits of the sitcom family
10.03.2026 23:14
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Some of us said this would happen a year ago because Musk had his turds put all those separated-for-a-reason data silos into one and then githubbed a backdoor to all the info but it was considered crazy talk
10.03.2026 23:02
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you were pokemon going to panopticon dystopia, whether you realized it or not
10.03.2026 22:32
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Has that guy ever been out of shambles
10.03.2026 22:59
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HELL YEAH good day for it
10.03.2026 22:58
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Chinese generals: 😂😂😂😂
10.03.2026 22:54
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“Get the count wrong they’ll fuck you up”
10.03.2026 16:32
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You deserve it!
09.03.2026 23:40
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Come Nut, My Lord
09.03.2026 23:38
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No, pick me instead, I will ignore the numbers entirely and just tell you what I think you want to hear
…cheaper than AI, I mean
09.03.2026 22:19
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If the Greek gods needed to set twelve impossible labors for Hercules, why give him any of that hydra killing shit when they could have just said “Tell me what you were just thinking about before I started talking to you?” And we never woulda had that myth
09.03.2026 21:56
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Sure but I don’t think it needs explaining to an audience composed entirely of earth-based humans who should know what water is, Jazz
09.03.2026 21:55
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