unseelie court reporter

They pay for it to not be a surprise!

leaders like trump are why sun tzu had to write a bunch of advice like "don't write your enemy a letter detailing what tactics you really don't want them to do"

we both do.

well, shucks, they're just trying to help the president out, mister

so embarrassing that this made it to press

and I suppose Iran thinks that's okay to do? Just because the US murdered thousands of Iranian people for reasons Trump can't be bothered to articulate? THERE'S NO REASONING WITH THEM [Iranians]

lmao.

but China is Africa's best friend!! Surely they don't object to policies that objectively empower African nations?

who's gonna believe that Kristi Noem ever had an original thought in her life?

we both do

thank god

humanity be dead as hell without cooks who feed and delight us and make us feel happy and loved

yes, it likely shot superheated plasma that could pierce mountainsides, but this was strictly for what paleontologists refer to as "showing off"

$93 fucking BILLION?? am I having a stroke?

that's a great point, this is a social category which is most profitable to expand for strategic gains and the easiest to subject to arbitrary retrenchment, as the US is currently illustrating

they call themselves white but constantly lapse back into euphemism whenever making a point about what society should allow them: "law-abiding citizen," "taxpayer," "patriots," the list goes on at length

aw, trinket has such a sweet, delicately narrow lil snout, what a cutie

I would be at the courthouse everyday

his sentiment seems to be "I really want to be killed in war and it doesn't matter much to me how or why I will die." I'm no Sun Tzu or von Clausewitz but I suspect that soldiers whose top priority is getting killed are probably not people you want to give weapons to

how the fuck did the French Revolution get in there? this feels like it must have been written with an LLM--or by someone with serious mental health issues--because it's syntactically fine but makes objectively insane claims

[sweating intensely in a perfectly comfortable office] And how much of that sweet, sweet dough-ray-mi does the position offer?

so perfect

but it's honest, damn it. it's the truth

the ways she clears her throat, pauses, then notes that "He was fightin' me"

I feel like she got almost all of the best lines in this whole show (Walton Goggins got most of the rest) but she's also easily the funniest performer

the modern take Plato's Cave seems to be that the shadows are actually the only real things, and that everything else--including other real people--don't matter because they're not shadows

👇🏽

It smells like the left wing of the day of judgment

the free ha--I mean hand of the market the. market freedom. the free market's both hands. free hand market! FUCK

ok, two things:

1. they only dropped this elephant into the remote Vietnamese mountain village because they accidentally got the village's original resident elephant killed (this part is arguably not inspiring)

2. obviously they didn't put any of the unsuccessful drops on the movie poster

shame he wasted all that time trying to break into comedy