Erica

YES PLS (unless it involves like actually finding and plugging all the tiny holes in our house because hahaha yeah right)

Is there a limit to how many box elder bugs you can flush down the toilet before your pipes get clogged?

Channeling my annoyance into sending an email to our always annoying mayor

Most accurate portrait of modern culture currently available

Having a cranky morning of denied claims and "oops, we forgot to add the weekend rate on the vrbo you tried to book!"

What do stoned people buy at Costco, seems dangerous

My strength update is that I still kind of hate it but am still doing it, now down to 2x a week (because I'm trying to run more again). A dude gave me a tip today, in a kind way, which I don't expect!

And that wasn't the only person who talked to me at the gym which means it's YAPPING SEASON

Fat squirrel sitting upright on an outdoor table

Fat squirrel looking at camera sitting upright

This dude made me laugh a lot when I came home tonight

Box elder bugs are going to drive me insane this spring

How much are Jamis kid bikes these days? I saw a woom price tag and was 😲

Okay the more important of this is how many students report that school or friends makes them happy

School went online to over a month, came back to modified/relaxed schedule, and this week we came back to full on schedule with 25 minutes for lunch and guess what! Everyone is exhausted

Do you ever catch up on news and find yourself singing Lily Allen’s “Dallas Major”

🎶 cause I hate it here
I hate it here
I hate it
I hate it 🎶

Woof. I’m sorry

What’s in it?? I’d really like to be able to wing it with casseroles. Though I basically did that with a lentil shepherds pie not too long ago

My work password has abolish ice in it so I get to type it many times a day

I thought about leaving teaching and then realized I’d have to work summers AND figure out what to do with my kid and it wasn’t the only consideration but definitely was up there

If you’re still paying for daycare until kindergarten absolutely keep them in until the last possible moment, one less summer to not deal with all of that

Had to make up make two of these babies for a family gathering

(My mom: what kind of dessert do you want? Me: uhhh can I make it??)

People who like chicken pot pie, yes

A book???

I love travel books because it doesn't matter where you're going, any area in any place it says you COULD get by with a weekend there but ideally you need a week or two.

hahahahahahafdakhj

I can’t go tonight but I do love karaoke for a good cause at a REASONABLE HOUR

One of the neighborhood signal chats is basically just turkey chat and bad news / good news: a turkey got hit by a car and is in an animal hospital (what!!!) but it is not OUR turkey

Our entire school went online for over a month, and we welcomed a good half or more of our students back this week. It’s been great and weird and messy because we’re still working to accommodate virtual kids.

Mostly here to say I have a lot less scrolling time now 🫠

What did I miss!

Gonna stop by the MOA or is it a short layover? I hope you like our airport 😁

This reminds me of the dream I had where the moon just crashed into the horizon

White lady in black jacket smiling, standing next to a life size cardboard figure of Bad Bunny, wearing a hat of local cervecería

Celebrated my birthday with my boyfriend

Alysa Liu Uses Gold Medal To Gauge Ear

Alysa Liu Uses Gold Medal To Gauge Ear