Trollbeard

For the DARTH MAUL WAS RIGHT shirts alone

The guy who beats himself with a comically large mallet?

Does 'always hunched fantasy creatures' include pangolins?

🏴‍☠️🫀

In German we just say the English term 'tabletop' for 'tabletop miniature wargame' because the last time we called it KRIEGSSPIEL we became so obsessed with it we overran France and founded an Empire.
Nobody liked that.

Is it actually politics then or do they just mean 'things noblemen do'?
(Which still would require more thoughts on law and ethics than D&D usually provides)

Yeah, for that to work you'd need a much more serious world building than D&D has.
Or accept it will be a silly satire campaign that deals with these inconsistencies

The fucking audacity of that fucking 16 year old intern boy to not have crippling insecurities like a normal person so he shows me the piece of metal he's working on every five minutes thinking it's PERFECT now while it's far, far from perfect because he can't even hold a file correctly.
😤

Deciding this is what British phone sex hotline ads look like

Their feed seems to be a lot about who blocks whom.
Healthy.

That profile, it belongs to my partner who disappeared two years ago on his last day before retirement.

It has been updated three hours ago.

Post your favourite "Lord of the Rings" character, wrong answers only.

Hellboy as Girlhood Hellboy as Girlhood. A quick late night ramble that wormed it’s way into my head #creepingforscalemodels

Hellboy as Girlhood. A quick late-night ramble that wormed its way into my head.

creepingforscalemodels.com/2026/03/08/h...

#creepingforscalemodels

"Your frozen zombie plot guys can only be stopped by obsidian weapons? Well, look what I have here..."

Arise, arise, Riders of Théoden!
Fell deeds awake: fire and slaughter!
Spear shall be shaken, shield be splintered,
a sword-day, a red day, an International Women's Day of Feminist Struggle, ere the sun rises!
Ride now, ride now! Ride to Gondor!

"It's fun-that's the word for this movie," writer-director Lucas told The New York Times, explaining why he developed the project. "It's for young people. Graffiti was for 16-year-olds; this is for 14-year-olds. Young people don't have a fantasy life anymore, not the way we did. All they've got is Kojak and Dirty Harry. There's all these kids running around wanting to be killer cops. "Nobody except Disney makes movies for young people anymore. I want to open up the whole realm of space for them.

George Lucas said ACAB in 1977:

#Kampftag 🫀

(pretending you are talking about Norsemen)

Wasn't there an even worse mess you could create with Imperial Recruit troops a few editions back?

(mainly lions but other appropriate fursuit can join the festivities)

(if anybody tells me most of the riders when filming that battle for the peter jackson adaption where indeed women I will yell DID YOU KNOW HE ACTUALLY BROKE HIS FOOT?! at you)

I never was really interested in that character.
Until now.

Together, Fearless & Free
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#8m #womensday

Arise, arise, Riders of Théoden!
Fell deeds awake: fire and slaughter!
Spear shall be shaken, shield be splintered,
a sword-day, a red day, an International Women's Day of Feminist Struggle, ere the sun rises!
Ride now, ride now! Ride to Gondor!

I know this is always the tragedy with stretch goals but announcing something that interesting with only five days to go?
This should have been one of the first ones.
Hope we make it. 🥺

"Fuck Nazis!"
- vague
- abstract
- kinda rapey

"Put these fascists' heads on pikes!"
- decisive
- workable
- orcs think you are cool

*fight the system

(And fuck your friends. Consensually.)

It literally happens.

A very german wall in friendo's new flat with 12 power sockets

UNLIMITED POWER!!!

Damn, I must have misread all these superhero comics about teams of social outsiders who learn to use their unusual skills as a team.
My bad.