The tech business model:
* Build AI
* Put it in things people were already relying on
* Now charge for it
* Make money!
* Make more money!
* Make less money.
* Is this a bubble?
* This is a bubble, isn't it.
* Oh shit the stock market
* In 20 years, do the same thing but with neural interfaces
12.03.2026 18:37
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Perfect. No notes. Somebody get these guys their own show.
12.03.2026 12:43
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Doug Ford really seems to want to be mayor of Toronto, doesn't he?
Like ... he knows there's more to Ontario than Toronto, right?
12.03.2026 12:43
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Sup, I'm awake and I'd rather not be. Perhaps someone would be willing to pop over and bonk me on the head with a cast iron skillet? Not like a big one or anything. Maybe one used for omelettes. It's not important if it's seasoned.
12.03.2026 04:07
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This smacks of desperation to appear relevant in a crisis.
12.03.2026 01:41
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I hope heβs paying for this out of his own pocket, because there is literally nothing about his role as MP or leader of the opposition that would require this travel.
12.03.2026 01:35
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He was definitely a role model for a young me.
12.03.2026 00:53
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The 6yo asked me to give her a math sheet to do instead of having me read to her at story time tonight. She said the math she's doing in school is "too easy."
I love how much she enjoys math but but but ... I LOVE STORY TIME.
12.03.2026 00:23
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How is someone supposed to mind over matter something like this? This has fuckin final boss energy
11.03.2026 22:06
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11.03.2026 21:41
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If you steal a car, you get the gas for free!
For legal reasons, this is entirely fact.
11.03.2026 21:37
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Cool Dad Raising Daughter On Media That Will Put Her Entirely Out Of Touch With Her Generation
Cool Dad Raising Daughter On Media That Will Put Her Entirely Out Of Touch With Her Generation https://theonion.com/cool-dad-raising-daughter-on-media-that-will-put-her-en-1819572981/
11.03.2026 21:00
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All of thisβ¦π
11.03.2026 19:34
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They are? What's ... what's so unusual about them? (I have green eyes.)
11.03.2026 18:36
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They can't, like, quietly exchange them for a size that fits?
Those shoes are SO BIG
11.03.2026 11:49
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I ate four mini sour cream glazed donuts. They were heavenly.
11.03.2026 11:05
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With Special Guest Star: Windows 11 Mouse Cursor
11.03.2026 10:16
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I saw some of this, but had to close it. I was too uncomfortable. It is so upsetting. I hope justice is served.
11.03.2026 03:06
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The trailer for EVERYONE IS LYING TO YOU FOR MONEY. In select theaters starting April 17th πΏπ€π€£
10.03.2026 20:02
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did he do a chin up again
11.03.2026 02:28
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Somebody call me when they find a Hotel Six.
11.03.2026 02:24
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Thinking about eating something. Might go do that.
11.03.2026 00:16
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What the FUCK did I just see
11.03.2026 00:15
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And these freezing rain warnings be damned! They woke me up at 4, only to be cancelled later in the day. My fury knows fewer bounds than it did yesterday.
I am feeling quite salty over the matter.
10.03.2026 23:43
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I too put salts on my food. Like, five hundred of them, perhaps more.
10.03.2026 23:37
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Less now that there's more on your bike and person. β€οΈ
10.03.2026 22:08
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Tom Hardy Inception GIF
Alt: Tom Hardy Inception GIF
A trillion.
10.03.2026 22:07
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