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Nathan Lane Has Words For "Schmuck" Timothée Chalamet: No One Cares About Ping-Pong Nathan Lane had some harsh words on The View for the opera- and ballet-bashing Timothée Chalamet.

“And the bigger question is: Why was there a town hall meeting with Matthew McConaughey and Timothée Chalamet? I mean, who deemed this meeting of the minds necessary?"

The amount of brand new Teslas I’m seeing on the roads of Austin is concerning

Was at the Spurs v. Celtics game last night and I have to say Jaylen Brown has been on an epic crash out spree ever since everyone found out his head is covered in shoe polish

Portrait of "Handsome Squidward," an overly chiseled and hyper-masculine cartoon face with exaggerated cheekbones, square jaw, dimpled chin and a devil may care look in his eyes.

Whenever I see the word "looksmaxxing" I picture Handsome Squidward, for no reason I can consciously determine.

He’s getting clowned so badly. The ratio is amazing

Kobe isn’t even the record holder. “mAMbA MEntaLiTY” has always been stupid and problematic, and those who insisted on pushing it into the sports media zeitgeist can’t even reconcile it with the lionizing of this sex offender

?????? No? lol

I don’t know how to explain it but the Barenaked Ladies song is Gen Alpha-coded

A sign for the McDonald’s Big Arch Meal. The burger looks like something from Futurama

Don’t want to find myself in a position of defending that McDonald’s CEO but that product™ looks straight up disgusting

Scary stuff

ICO writes to Meta over 'concerning' AI smart glasses report Videos, including of glasses-wearers using the toilet or having sex, are sometimes reviewed by a Kenya-based subcontractor.

Last year when I was checking into a hotel, the desk person was wearing Meta glasses. I kindly asked them to take them off. They were annoyed. I said, “I do not consent to you looking at my credit card and ID with Meta glasses on.” My instincts were correct: www.bbc.com/news/article...

Today:

✅ Twin Peaks s03e08 in the cinema
✅ Akira Yamaoka in concert

I played NBA2K26’s MyPlayer career mode for the first time recently and I was struck by how my own created player was inherently such a self-aggrandizing asshole no matter what decisions I made. This is the prototype of the ideal player being sold to kids right now. I’m excited for that to change.

We’ve had sociopathic narcissists (Jordan, Kobe) and self-centered showboats (LeBron, Curry) in this role in the modern NBA. What will it say to a whole generation of kids out there that you don’t have to be a brash asshole to be the GOAT? That you can actually be very chill and bookish and win?

The NBA never dared make Tim Duncan the face of the league despite his nearly unrivaled production/accolades but there will be no avoiding Wemby as the game’s ambassador.

What does it do to the NBA when the de facto face of the league is a humble, selfless, well-adjusted team player who still maintains the fiercest of competitive drives?

I’m not an NBA reporter or analyst but I think we need to start recognizing how Victor Wembanyama could potentially change the NBA, not just because of his obvious physical gifts, but because of his demeanor

A Seth MacFarlane suggests the existence of a Steph MacFarlane who is actually good at comedy

No more mister nice it’s-a-me

Headline: Seth Macfarlane says they used Al to make him look like Bill Clinton in TED Season 2

Every day we stray further from God’s light

Reddit screenshot of some weird asshole’s post on the Alamo Drafthouse subreddit with a photo of the seat selection screen with two seats highlighted in green in an empty row and six highlighted in red peppered among already purchased seats. Title: Where should I sit? Post text: “Going to go continue my first time watching Twin Peaks: The Return in theater. Usually I would just pick one of the green seats, but was thinking about being a troll and a menace and choosing one of the red seats. What seat would cause the most annoyance and psychic damage if I sat there? Next to a couple so I can shush their whispers? Next to a solo viewer who thought they'd have no one next to them?”

Wtf is this?

'It Was Very Creepy': These People Say They Lost Global Entry Just For Watching ICE Agents Two people claim they were punished for acts of protest, and an internal government memo suggests they may not be the last.

I spoke with two ICE watchers who lost their Global Entry after brushes with federal agents. Now an internal memo shows Customs and Border Protection is evaluating cases where people's Global Entry could be revoked based on "encounters" with its officers.
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TMFAP chilling with the Bookhouse Boys from the dimension where everyone is a UFC fan

it’s too late now that he has his claws in network television, toys, candy, and (ahem) financial services but i would block mrbeast on your children’s youtube and instagram accounts. i’m not saying you should do that. i’m saying that literally i will do it given the opportunity

There are so many ways to point out how utterly stupid U.S. politics has become but this might be the most illustrative

Not gonna happen

Evergreen

The first deaths announced from the US-Israeli strikes on Iran: dozens of school girls. They hit an elementary school in Hormozgan.

Victor Wembanyama Sighting Confirmed In Brooklyn | Defector A couple months ago, some friends and I made plans to see the San Antonio Spurs when they were in town to play the Brooklyn Nets. Obviously, we weren’t going for the opportunity to see the Nets’ youth...

I have laughed at this photo Samer took of Wemby approximately 30 times since last night. it’s perfect