Omg honestly, with all the warmongers and criminals, transphobes and hateful trolls out there, honestly we didn’t think looking after and loving someone would ever quite get us the recognition we deserved but, thank you for spotting it.
It truly means a lot to us.
Little guy’s post bedtime pamps are always so inviting for porta potty duties when passing in the kitchen
Ha, oh god can you imagine if he managed that at 11am in his bedtime diaper still?!? 🤣
Let’s just take a moment to admire that bulge, and the utter shelf of little guys pamps
Comma is a little out of place there:
“Just for the record these are Big, Kid pants ™️ “
They’re certainly big, and you’re definitely a kid.
Heeey dad #1, we need to move the bouncer frame 😏
Or a bed mat under their bum!
Or both!
We’re totally sure the 1% sweat absolutely totally 100% takes away all of the embarrassment of those leaky pants.
We’re sure the bigger gym bros who can keep their pants dry won’t bully you, at all, because it *Might* fractionally be sweat 🙄
Glad that all the dads are back in place and little guys plushie friend can get a break from babysitting the little tot.
Poor bear looks like he needs a holiday…
Depends, pre or post workout 🤣
If you arrived like that we’re gonna go with “mostly pee”
Sure it’s big guy…. Sure it is.
Sure you do,
But the Velcro ones do look so much cooler, and they don’t come undone as often. Totally seems like they’re a better idea, just in case.
Dad #1 made them.
They’re just big industrial bibs from China which for some reason come in bright colours. You take them and cut the bottom 18 inches off to make them a smock - then cut and transplant that bottom off of one onto another as a pocket, contrasting the colours.
Absolutely can! Just makes you double babyish, which is doubly adorable.
Sure thing kiddo. It’s that, not that you’re a giant baby who is easy distracted by shiny things *wiggles some chewy keys in your general direction*
*hands you a plushie*
Great thing about toddlers.
They’re so easily distracted!
Did you know the population of Iceland is 405,000?
Presumably we wouldn’t notice that either? Just a faint whine from somewhere below us
Sorry what was that?
We couldn’t hear you all the way down there.
You are indeed even smaller than the little guy….
Dad #1 can easily rest his chin on little guys head, so a solid 25cm or so.
So much for not gonna lie… but kudos for trying to give your little guy hope
Well that’s us done then.
Pack up the change bag dad #2. We can’t bully soggy nerds anymore, this place is done.
Little Guy had lots of alone time this weekend, both dads were away separately. The first picture is good bye hugs with Number 1. The second picture is hugs with Number 2 now that he’s back. He was quite the snoozy boy so he’s all tucked up now!
Solid and robust parenting there, very much approved!
You’re going to want to find your welder, Some scaffolding, and a race car seat you can replicate with fiber glass…
It’s a dad #1 build, made from scratch, not an off the shelf job.
Afraid not, we checked and the medically significant dose of diapers is 5 cases. Guaranteed months supply
No. But he had some chewy big kid credentials a group gave him to stop him fussing.
Like they time someone gave him those chewy keys and told him he could absolutely drive one day
As you slowly descend from the baby bouncer, the laser grid below ready to detect your sneaking up on the cookie jar, a slow drop of pee escapes your diaper….
