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Caffeine powered, opinionated Jewish New Yorker with a spouse, several cats, an MBA, and a deep interest in yarn crafts. Also coffee, photography, baseball (go Mets!), hockey (go Rangers!), tech, and travel. 🇺🇦🇮🇱