honestly 90% of my downstairs zone is on hold until 1) bathroom no longer being beaten to death with hammers 2) spiders no longer having No Loads Refused events behind the furnace or something
at some point i have to make a decision on what kind of lights to put in that kitchen (current ones are dead and integrated led. they burn out, you replace the whole damn thing)
i don't really like any of my options and may just end up with a landlord grade clone of what's already there
im declaring war on water. all water's gotta stay in sinks/showers/toilets/approved gardening areas and that's it. you will get caught and i will stare into the middle distance about money and then call 5 guys with beards to deal with you
one of those YOU GON LEARN TODAY situations where like. you are about to get very familiar with how hoses work and which one left in the backyard to die works best. and like, gravity's effect on water
anyway throw it on the list of the 50 things i need to caulk (not all same caulk)
earlier i had another bit of a gaming goof because i thought it was weird the rain barrel was leaking. that doesn't seem right. i should investigate. and by touching it i dislodged the decade of grime, the only thing stopping it from leaking way worse
negative pressure zone
my door sitting in a pile of bathroom vanity rubble. they took my door off the damn hinges and put it in the fuckboys hands. its a dank corner full of cobwebs i haven't tried to make bearable yet
my man Jose did a great job on the lead abatement so i can walk in here now. and tomorrow my man Colin is going to unfuck the pipes so i can use a bathroom sink again and they actually vent properly. he's my guy even if i think he's wrong about how to measure a rough in. yes i know what rough means. every manufacturer of the past 59 years would like you to measure from the finished wall. if you want to start a riot on reddit go down to r/plumbers post a toilet pic and ask how big your roughin is
they quarantined my damn toilet in the shadow bro look he's so sick. ideally im putting a bullet in him out back and getting Normal replacement but we'll see
anybody wanna see a dead bathroom
hot tip: dont drill into 80yo cast iron and then shove pvc into the hole to run pipe for the shower in your remodel. that's not why our washer was voiding its bowels directly out of my sink, but it's a symptom of the disease. i would like to have a toilet back
ah fuck the groundhog saw its penis
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to wake up at 5 am and don 30 lbs of tactical gear you bought off amazon to sit in a chevy tahoe in the parking lot of the elementary school where you kidnapped a five year old kid to intimidate his teachers. good luck soldier
my blood is bad. i have to go to a blood doctor to find out why my blood is bad
ironically i was literally just looking at their website lol. they have a lot of insanely gorgeous shit and also some more normal stuff. i saw a thing or two where i was like 'this is actually competitive with ikea but i still don't know if i want one this badly'
back to middleagedposting. i would love to be able to pick up, like, a small loveseat used. but any furniture with upholstery or anything like that i'm like. ugh that presents issues with bugs/smell/dust/etc that doesn't exist with something like a table
still kinda ass but there's at least some mild improvement and i'm feeling less like something is insanely wrong
anyway i should be doing home maintenance research but instead i am: not doing that
if it has not improved at all in an hour i have to consider going to an ER which i really don't want to do for a lot of reasons and honestly at the top of the list is 'fucking annoying'
my heart palpitations are going fucking crazy today and we're at like, one every ~8 seconds, so i'm just hoping this isn't The Big One
I genuinely have no idea how to convey this to the American people, but I think the biggest impediment to any kind of immigration reform is that people are convinced that "legal" and "illegal" are immutable, intrinsic categories instead of a rapidly-shifting arbitrary constellation of regulations.
Sinners... but make it Leyendecker
#SinnersMovie
you know it smell crazy in there
"But don't let it be a black and a white one
'Cause they'll slam ya down to the street top
Black police showing out for the white cop"
I highly encourage you to play the newly-released Displacement for The Dark Mod. www.thiefguild.com/fanmissions/...
I always hoped—but also knew—this day would come: Trump brings a press event to an abrupt halt with what is at the very least loud farting but is more likely him actually shitting himself
My main takeaway of the Pretti assassin name leaks is they’re both long term veterans of 12 and 8 years respectively
They weren’t six month new hires
Tear down all of DHS
I'm gonna become the first guy to walk out of family court sentenced to death
HERE COMES THE OLYMPICS DISPLACEMENT MACHINE
my god
all this for a 30 point swing
IT'S JUST A FUCKING WHOS WHO OF PEOPLE WHO RUINED LITERALLY FUCKING EVERYTHING FROM HOUSING TO HEALTHCARE TO POLOTICS TO VIDEOGAMES I HATE IT HERE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Worth remembering that something did happen: the journalist who revealed this died from a car bomb.
Thinking about whoever said that by accepting a meal from people and then arresting them ICE agents broke a cultural taboo that was invented by, like, the first humans to set up a tent
Texas Republicans: hey guys check this shit out we gerrymandered a bunch of extremely safe +15R districts into very risky +5R districts, this is gonna rock for us
Also Texas Republicans: oh no all my gerrymanders gone
