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Fought for Rax in the roast beef wars.

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My "the President is in great spirits" tee shirt has a lot of people asking questions that

13.03.2026 19:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Cut some ads juxtaposing big naturals with the addition of raw milk to the menu, things of that nature.

13.03.2026 16:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Honestly shocked that Hooters hasn't reached a deal with RFK to use beef tallow and be promoted as natural testosterone enhancement for aging men

13.03.2026 15:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 10 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I guess we've all just decided to ignore the allegations against Rotta huh.

13.03.2026 01:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 104 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Great fucking system here

13.03.2026 14:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Laker Fans Furious As Bam Adebayo Dies In Even Worse Helicopter Crash

Laker Fans Furious As Bam Adebayo Dies In Even Worse Helicopter Crash

Laker Fans Furious As Bam Adebayo Dies In Even Worse Helicopter Crash

12.03.2026 21:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 7516 ๐Ÿ” 1270 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 347 ๐Ÿ“Œ 397

I don't like this guy.

12.03.2026 16:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Klaus Kinski in Fitzcarraldo

Klaus Kinski in Fitzcarraldo

12.03.2026 13:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

See attached schematic bsky.app/profile/your...

12.03.2026 13:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Satellite view of Gulf of Hormuz flipped upside down with a schematic of the tight bend of the Thai cave rescue superimposed.

Satellite view of Gulf of Hormuz flipped upside down with a schematic of the tight bend of the Thai cave rescue superimposed.

Could this work?

12.03.2026 13:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 49 ๐Ÿ” 6 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I believe he has a submarine that can navigate tight spaces

12.03.2026 12:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
guy kickflipping an oil tanker from one side of the sea to the other, over the land (radical)

guy kickflipping an oil tanker from one side of the sea to the other, over the land (radical)

can this be a solution?

12.03.2026 11:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 1094 ๐Ÿ” 173 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 16 ๐Ÿ“Œ 7

They also just spent 20 million on Boye Mafe

11.03.2026 18:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Bengals get Maxx Crosby 2026 challenge

11.03.2026 18:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Out of respect for Michael Phelps I will not be breaking his record of 8 Olympic gold medals in men's swimming.

11.03.2026 17:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think the issue with biomechanics and shot arcs is that it makes it harder to master the consistent movement and the margin of error is lower, so in effect bigs would need to practice twice (or some other factor, whatever) as much to get good, and if anything they practice FTs less than a shooter

11.03.2026 17:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

sorry best I can do is a lemon fig spritz

11.03.2026 17:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

just replace the tib/fib with legs from an electric sit stand desk

11.03.2026 17:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

there should be a leg hinge surgery that lets tall people be shorter temporarily when they need to shoot free throws or sit in a small car or an airplane seat.

11.03.2026 17:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

๐Ÿ‘†

11.03.2026 17:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

foodยฎ for athletes

11.03.2026 16:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I would simply have shot better than .318 from three point range.

11.03.2026 16:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Is he aware that professional sports players compete?

11.03.2026 16:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

merton-hanks-neck-ass legs

11.03.2026 15:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I hope your day is blessed

11.03.2026 15:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
11.03.2026 14:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Sideshow Bob saying "big shoes to fill" echoing in Barts mind as he cracks the case in Krusty Gets Busted

Sideshow Bob saying "big shoes to fill" echoing in Barts mind as he cracks the case in Krusty Gets Busted

11.03.2026 12:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Close-up photo of the legs and feet of JD Vance and Marco Rubio showing some comically oversized shoes

Close-up photo of the legs and feet of JD Vance and Marco Rubio showing some comically oversized shoes

It gets better. Here's Vance and Rubio in the Oval Office...

11.03.2026 09:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 4484 ๐Ÿ” 705 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 391 ๐Ÿ“Œ 954

Playing a blindfold simul against the local high school club and losing every game in under six moves

11.03.2026 12:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

heat

10.03.2026 22:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0