thumpasaurus (the steve not the band)

Illini fans, John Groce just punched his ticket to the NCAA tournament.

We all know where this is headed.

Who’s we

Get the fuck outta here

That can’t be a real guy

Concerning

who invited this guy

Some parlays are great for my well/being.

Michigan, Texas and Whoever’s Playing My Team.

That parlay is guaranteed to make for a fun day, I either win or someone I hate loses.

Yourdue, Mydue, Ourdue

no no No NO NO NO

Would MAC champion Akron be a 14 seed?

NO NO NO DEAR GOD NO PLEASE

I remember “exit” on MechWarrior 2 being “FLEE TO WINDOWS”

if you clicked it you got a pop-up

“EMBRACE COWARDICE?”

[YES] [NO]

Then where’s all the goddamn Illini fans?!

Said this midway through the first half

@bullsjay.bsky.social I have a “C. CONSIDERATIONS” white sox jersey

As soon as this elite illini team I’ve heard so much about shows up, I’d pay good money to see them

Just one more game left to watch this awful Illini team, which was excellent until I had a child but is now ass

I'll admit it: I was genuinely a guy who, when murphy vs ncaa was decided, thought sports betting legalization would be basically fine and not cause any major problems and I was wrong about it.

I always thought it should be pronounced the way you’d pronounce the name “Etienne” but then for years all I heard was “E.T.N.”

They successfully gaslit me into believing it was ETN. I know this has happened to other sports names but I can’t recall any at the moment

If I hear one “so much for global warming amirite” today I’m throwing hands

oh no the thing that has happened to every single world power in every single major conflict since the advent of modern artillery is happening again

Me irl

Trump, Mitch McConnell Clash In Oval Office Over Where They Are

Trump, Mitch McConnell Clash In Oval Office Over Where They Are https://theonion.com/trump-mitch-mcconnell-clash-in-oval-office-over-where-they-are/

The protestors wanted the Democrats to stop enabling genocide.

They were apparently wrong to do so. The democrats would have won if everyone had just not called attention to the genocide. You had to just let it happen until after the election.

Once it’s over? Sure, save any Gazans that survive

Chinese exceptionalism

Don’t you just hate people?

Well we have the solution for you. It’s called “no people”

Could we save humanity by speed running Kesler Syndrome during an oil crisis?

The only reason I’ve heard this whole album is because I ripped a vinyl copy to my computer back in college. Most of it is on YouTube but not all of it.

What prevented me from discovering Urbie Green is that his record company went under before CDs became a thing. How tragic!

The thrill of knowing something other people don’t know

Can also be found in just…watching nonrevenue college sports

Become a wrestlehead! Deep dive on men’s gymnastics!

you got playful beef between some European neighbors like haha, we went to war once a long time ago! Grrr!

then you have USA attitude towards Canada like

haha, at any moment now we could initiate a war that would kill many of you! Haha! Capitulate or die tee hee

I think there is something to explore that many nations at the WBC have come showing what they love about their country (dancing, celebration, tradition) to represent the people while the American team has shown up representing and only celebrating the military

baby boy is six weeks old it’s time for him to get into urbie green

took me til college to realize that urbie was the trombone GOAT and by that time I didn’t wanna reinvent my whole sound to be beautiful

and I still sound like ass to this day

he can’t make the same mistake