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It was a long offseason… 😂🤦‍♂️

Josh Naylor pacing my #FantasyBaseball team in stolen bases was not expected @cleguardians.com

Make the Middle Class Poor Again (MMCPA) doesn’t quite have the same ring to it… thanks a lot to all the Trump voters out there, really appreciate all of you so much.

I’ve got these. Love em.

The J2s are slept on 🔥

6 teams, that makes so much more sense! 😂

And it sounds like you’re getting kicked out of the right leagues to get kicked out of. ✊🏻

I have to think you could drop someone else, no?

Hellfire and brimstone or fried chicken 🤔

Having two baseball players named Max Muncy who both play the infield for California teams and they’re not related is the most baseball thing ever. Happy #OpeningDay.

No Colt Emerson in the top 100? 🤯

Not Joey and his bros on Love is Blind unintentionally reenacting The Room football toss scene

Boxer shorts featuring Donald Trump raising his fist after the alleged assassination attempt

What is wrong with these people

Those ‘82 Rangers uniforms went hard

Curious if the people who were so proud of themselves for withholding a vote for Harris over Gaza have seen Trump’s new AI created “Trump Gaza” video.

This is the ultimate IYKYK

Molly from this season of Love is Blind rubbing her filthy ass Air Force 1s all over this community couch… clean your shoes and get them off the furniture.

I’m taking the over 😂

Great list, hard to argue with much, though with Will Smith’s regression, I find him above Cal in dynasty or redraft a bit curious, especially considering Smith’s batting average may continue slipping and Cal will likely continue to mash. I think you could make a case for Cal at 3.

Hey, but our pitching will be fantastic… 👌

Hey Elizabeth, welcome back after a long offseason of literally nothing of note from the Seattle Mariners 😭

Well… at least Harrison Butker and Mahomes’ entire family are upset.

I hope Derrick Niederman has an awful week for this crossword. I hope he steps in so many puddles. I hope his favorite tv show gets canceled without any sort of plot resolution. I may send him hate mail that uses all 26 letters of the alphabet, but mostly in curse words.

I’ve been in recruiting for over 10 years. I’ve hired people from all walks of life, gender identities, and colors of skin. Because they deserved to be hired.

There is no such thing as a DEI hire, and anyone who claims that there is, is outing themselves for their racism, sexism, or homophobia.

What’s her @?

Goddamn this hits too hard 😭

My brother in Christ did you wear this apparently new hat in a sandstorm?

I knew Sonic was a real one ✊

Americans are now living in a fascist hellscape that is a playground for billionaires and a nightmare for the educated and empathetic.

Buckle up for the dumbest era in American history. #donaldtrump #inauguration #elonmusk #romansalute #jan6

+1. Might I suggest, in addition, a salary minimum for these teams who spend no money and hoard revenue sharing as profit?