atleast1000snakes

nah, this boycott is permanent.

Italian Spiderman (Full Movie) YouTube video by SimoneHarada

allow me to humbly present:

okay, me win, me will be you now

me’d like that wouldn’t me

rumors saying they’ve cancelled workplace safety 2

it should be me, not me

wow hi it’s so nice to finally meet me

wait this is embarrassing i’m also me

damn it’s always the ones you most suspect huh

the simpleton breaking bad enjoyer vs the gigachad stargate sg-1 appreciator.

fuck local news stations, there should be local gameshow stations. there should be local ninja warrior stations. there should be a spaceship interior set that anyone in the neighborhood can use to film their own sci-fi epic.

looks like hegseth is about to become very interested in the space force

the ghost of my neanderthal ancestor smiles and sheds a tear as he watches me fat and snoring in my recliner and he knows getting eaten by that sabertooth tiger was worth it to have such prosperous descendants.

picture of replies in the aforementioned thread, beginning with OP tagging an author saying “you may find this interesting” to which the author replies “I am 0% interested in ever reading synthetic text,” to which OP meekly responds “my mistake.”

lmao in the replies

Cowardice.

at least i’m not a canadian who posts about trump all day, i’ll never be that pathetic

they need to invent a little backpack that creates water and nutrient pellets from the air so i can just piss off into the woods forever but not die immediately. like it can be solar powered, and i can just wander away, eventually die, and become a holy site for raccoons that eat from my backpack.

$3B a day to obliterate little girls, but we can’t have healthcare, we can’t erase student debt, we can’t house homeless people, we can’t aid struggling people, but i still gotta pay taxes?

if a kid falls in their enclosure yeah

before forklifts were invented they had to use horses

my money is on the partridges

tinker tailor poster spy

waffles lol

i’d say we’ll miss you but then i’d be a liar.

The elected officials who rep a majority of the city have to beg Jacob Frey to not veto an extension in eviction notices. @Jacob_Frey who rode the wave of our collective suffering on his national PR tour, the most vulnerable in our city have to beg Jacob Frey to not impede help.

my boss refuses to let me leave early, forcing me to unleash my spin attack

for

if only kendall jenner had the chance to give the ayatollah a pepsi 😔

there’s no time for questions, there’s only time to vote and nothing else!

skip i don’t want to alarm you but there’s a big ole dang ole cheeto in the white house RIGHT NOW