I don’t think it’s the intended message but this trio of headlines from the NY Times is a pretty clear description of America as both evil AND dumb
12.03.2026 15:18
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I don’t think it’s the intended message but this trio of headlines from the NY Times is a pretty clear description of America as both evil AND dumb
who do you think tattles on the other boys when they don't wear the president's big floppy clown shoes? probably JD right?
jokes on me i suppose. you can just say 'i think the war might be over soon' and the market goes up
Fuckass daylight savings time snuck up on me this year
markets react badly to presidents declaration "i sneak into the federal reserve at night and touch the money. i touch all the money and no one can stop me"
"what is the problem with michael jackson" interrogation scene from 3 Kings (1999)
i dont think britney should be in a conservatorship & under the control of her family BUT
thankfully inflation is over so that wont happen
that one chinese evangelical dad who thought Trump had been chosen by God to hasten the end of the american empire is more and more vindicated every day
the admin has been pretty sensitive to negative market sentiment so it'll be interesting to see how they react to things if today goes as badly for stocks as its setting up. no obvious off ramps / 'haha just kidding' moves available.
if its shingles i can take some solace in the knowledge that he's in extreme pain
Why are newspapers asking ME a question like this, don’t you know?
We immediately killed dozens of children & frankly I’d be shocked if it wasn’t intentional
Frustrating & disgusting to wake up to the news that my country has once again started a war.
you think you've seen the whole movie, and then the alt text reveals you haven't even finished act two
The Terror is really good but Dan REALLY hated muslims
9/11 made lots of people crazy but few of them were able to manifest the depths of their insanity quite as viscerally as Dan Simmons in the back half of Olympos
tim robinson hot dog costume meme ass motherfucker
i hope president trump address the NYPD snowball atrocity at the state of the union tonight
You can print this and use it as a handy guide
this is so good
lmaooooo bsky.app/profile/cody...
sorry we can't do a war this week, human shit is exploding out of every pipe in our 13 billion dollar flagship and we can't make it stop.
the funniest part about that peter attia guy is that they keep describing him as a 'longevity expert'. thats not a real thing!
embarassing how hard the UK is stunting on us at the moment.