@brucecoffmanagain
Snark. Strategy. Survival. Real. Fabulous. Not flawless. Intentional. Here to help you stand up for yourself. Oh, and self care. https://www.avon.com/repstore/bcoffman?rep=bcoffman (Yes, that Avon link is real.)
Glorious.
I absolutely dominated fashion Pinterest with the most glorious pins ever and lost a fucking follower. I question this whole world's commitment to Sparkle Motion.
Avon calling!
PH balanced is very important. If you know you know.
Pure bliss for every part of you.
Fem Bliss Collection empowers women to feel freshly clean, comfortable, cared for and confident in their own skin.
I wrote an article about that on the Better Trailers & Double Wides site. Probably. Go check it out. DuckDuckGo it.
I can't even begin to imagine. I'm heinous enough. Add all that mess on top of my daily bullshit I'd be ripping intestines out and wearing them for necklaces.
Well, yeah.
"Are you making jokes about--"
Probably.
My Avon website hasn't updated with all the new stuff for the new campaign yet and I'm pretty sure I'm going to have to rip someone's eyeballs out and wear them for earrings. Tad upset.
Avon's doing some big things. I seriously, no jokes at all, think these products are freaking amazing and absolutely needed by so many women. Also, they have a set of food storage containers for ten bucks I want and need that look just like granny's Tupperware. Amazing!
🤭 You better behave and get her some cooling spray. And hide.
Art: What's Hot
Doesn't have to be you, boo.
What's Cooking 🍽️
Doesn't have to be you, boo.
You're all getting your knuckles rapped with a wooden ruler because none of you showed up with your book for Velvet Scalpel Quiet Book Hour yet again. Will you ever learn? Willful children.
World Baseball Classic
What an attractive, interesting graphic. I think I'll read this article.
Italy vs USA. Who will win? Who will lose? Who gives a single fuck? Carry on.
That pesky "ensitivity" is a bitch.
"ensitivity" is a horrible thing.
Fuck ICE. Free Palestine. Vote Kat.
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I asked Yellow Cat if he moved the pizza slice.
He stared at me for a long time and then licked his paw.
What book infuriated you so much you just had to run out and tell everybody about it? Bring a copy to The Velvet Scalpel Quiet Book Hour tonight! 9 PM Eastern or whenever. We're open twenty four hours. Coffee's always great, doesn't bust unions and is responsibly sourced. So, NOT Starbucks. Holla!
