Sabres GM Veronica 🐴💾

Tonsil hockey's rider at every show going forward is 27 honey packs

doing musical numbers this morning lmfao

I'm concerned about the state the Internet will be in during the playoffs when Sabretooth is seen throwing ass on national tv.

I committed lesbian

At this point I'm not worried about the sabres missing the playoffs anymore and now my scoreboard-watching is more about making sure the sabres have home ice

I'm gonna commit lesbian tonight probably

Flyer for a show at For The Record on Manhattan avenue in Brooklyn, March 14th. Doors at 7, $20. Muscle Bitch, Knifethroat, Tonsil Hockey, and Meow Meow are playing.

This is tomorrow! Come through!

If you know what guitars I have, tell me which one to bring tomorrow I can't decide lol. (Only one that's a true "no" is the explorer)

Flyer for a show at For The Record on Manhattan avenue in Brooklyn, March 14th. Doors at 7, $20. Muscle Bitch, Knifethroat, Tonsil Hockey, and Meow Meow are playing.

This is tomorrow! Come through!

I don't remember the Washington pk being *that* bad lol they literally kept the exact same passing lanes open each of those four times

I was ASTOUNDED watching that

Sam Carrick

Tonight is a prime candidate for a facemask and fresh nail polish I think

Looking like we'll probably have home ice advantage for the first couple rounds too, which rules.

A second 10-game streak of the season is looking so likely for the sabres and I just can not believe I'm even able to say that

He's 29 right now, and I don't feel like he's playing $11 million hockey *right now*, how could anyone expect him to do so at 35 or 36?

Reading articles about this and I really gotta know, as good as Alex Tuch is, who the hell does he expect to give him 88 million over 8 years??

Hamburgie helpie night

I hate daylight savings time because for like the first two weeks of it I'm on like 3 hours of sleep every day

imthewife

Simultaneous influence of both Elvis Costello and Archie Comics

Eight in a row

Wife date

Stuff like that pisses me off so much because people want to blame low interest on poor marketing when actually the marketing for PWHL is pretty robust, the issue is people not wanting to check it out, which is also crazy to me when the games are on YouTube and glass seats for the sirens are $40

Like I promise you do not want us to be happy-hour background noise at some place in the east village and we don't want to do it either, it's a lose-lose for both of us lol

I have to laugh a little bit when pay-to-play promoters ask TH to play some normie bar somewhere in the city like did you research who you're asking at all??

Idk which guitar to bring Saturday. Lowkey none of them are 100% rn lol

Last time the sabres were in the playoffs I did the whole "playoff beard" thing and I can't decide if that's funny because it's me with a beard or if it's funny because that's directly indicative of how long ago that was.

Brb gonna ask the wives if they'll let me keep a labatt blue champagne fountain in the living room during playoffs

I hope y'all are ready for me to be *insufferable* for the back half of April and the entirety of May.