Rosie Johnson

Hilarious. I spotted some gardening gloves for women called "Lady Garden"in a German garden centre. Bought them for an English friend who was highly entertained.

It didn't bother him when Commonwealth citizens could vote in the Brexit referendum, but British born voters living abroad were excluded.

I am intrigued by the entrenched class vocabulary deployed in the media. A plumber is apparently working class, not an expert and she is derided for having made money out of her work. "Property portfolio", lol. Surely 'hats off' would be more appropriate.

Losing their deposit?

Most people, including journalists and politicians, are woefully unaware of the requirements of immigration documentation and citizenship. Therefore they are easily brow-beaten by windbags who pretend to have solutions.

These people want to go back to an age they themselves never experienced - their mothers dreamed of feminism and read Betty Friedan

FDP, die Partei der Porschefahrer

So do I, especially from a tax dodging hypocrite.

Shame. We were planning a family celebration in September. Better book the mass funeral instead.

Didn't bother to switch on this morning. Or last Friday. Very disappointing.

Zum Heulen. Quo vadis, Zeit? Werde dir nicht folgen wollen.

Thanks for the heads up. I'll give that a miss this morning.

I never knew that Shakespeare was believed to have written revisions to this play, like Tarantino punching up Crimson Tide

Wales voted leave.

Thanks, that's great.

How did it go?

Are you in Normandie if you don't have Calvados at least once? And why is there no Calvados in Somerset?

Back to your roots, babe. As it should be.

Mine suggested that we could skip giving each other presents. Told him I already got him something. Now waiting with bated breath.

I was just about to reply in a similar vein. Don't know about him, but there is a lot of bullying of people who object to the tawdry flags.

No-one ever looked after me like my mum - but I moved away. I know what you mean.

That sounds exciting. Würzburg is such a fabulous city.

Hope Trump enjoyed being upstaged by another president.

Wonder when ex students from Hampton School wiil speak out about Zia.

Genau. Mir unverständlich, warum Russland so hoffentlich wird.

The hand washing gestures

My favourite! Also Dutch, Scandinavian, German delights.

Big difference between Burnham and Farage is that Burnham is actually diligent, does his job and has proven that he can run things. Mr F, however, does appear not shine in that aspect.

Quo vadis, Guardian? No longer a subscriber.

Genau das ist mit konservativen Partei in Großbritannien passiert.