shannon hozinec

Chicken-footed Hare

This hare has chicken feet and nothing else

A photo showing the American Robin and its scientific name Turdus migratorius. Referencing the US fish and wildlife service

Blue Jay: My scientific name is Cyanocitta cristata

American Robin: Oh that's beautiful, I don't know mine, not sure if I have one

went back in time to introduce a Victorian child to pizza but instead they got me hooked on some kind of embalming fluid they were all doing. these kids are fucked up

Nothing says “we are liberating you from a bad regime to give you a better life” like bombing desalination plants and oil refineries

except for the last one these should all be bluesky merch

johnny from the donut shop might be a stand-up guy, but you shouldn't plop him in the cockpit of a 747 without the proper training + experience

saying someone isn't qualified to run a federal agency isn't saying they lack moral backbone, smarts, common sense, compassion. it's saying they're not qualified to lead a federal agency.

SHOULD THE U.S BLOT OUT THE SUN AND USHER IN AN AGE OF ETERNAL DARKNESS? - Gallup 2/20/26-3/5/26

NO - 41%
YES - 38%
UNSURE - 21%

the kids might not be alright, roger

stood behind a modest gaggle of children today (middle school-aged, boys) who were excitedly discussing their plans for an epstein island-themed D&D campaign

greatest headline of my adult life

lol, Will Stancil making an imbecile of himself in public, must be a day that ends in 'y'

wholly endorse! and it doesn't need to be a crazy expensive one! mine was like $45 on <shudder> Amazon

what— and I cannot stress this enough— the fuck

I mean, at this point

came here to make this reference, delighted to see it already here

“Be kind, be involved, believe in your art,” he said. “At a time when people tell you art is not important, that is always the prelude to fascism. When they tell you it doesn’t matter, when they tell you a fucking app can do art you say, if it’s that important, why the fuck do they want it so bad? The answer is because they think they can debase everything that makes us a little better, a little more human. And that, in my book, and in my life, includes monsters.”

Love this from Guillermo del Toro

sure is!

sometimes when I think about how it'd be thirty years before I could potentially retire [I'll never be able to] and also that thirty years is the span of time in my life between first grade and today I really want to dive headfirst into a wood-chipper

bite me, [cindy] from HR!

funny when higher-ups get promos, it’s pay bumps etc before the work changes, but when us peons get saddled w/ extra work from eliminated positions that we do for years, thanklessly and without complaint, suddenly it’s ‘additional duties don’t necessarily necessitate a promotion or pay increase’

Donald Trump's Ruth's Chris Steakhouse

👀

Alistair would never. Be-bobbed Alistair might.

pumpkin fluff is only acceptable ON TOP of pumpkin pie

Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life

Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/

1) mind your business
2) refer to #1

I hate that AI has made me approach cute animal videos with an air of suspicion. I resent having to harden my heart to the possibility of an unlikely friendship between a very large dog and a very small one

I escaped the spermbrow's lifelong consequences only through cruel congenital happenstance

no, the curse of being of eastern european descent. never have I known the loving caress of a natural eyebrow's sweet shadow