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oligarch/theocrat/rain/demented orange fascist/GOP bootlickers hater, fam/Celts/Pats/TV/yak fishin/movies/Aussie/forward progress/contradiction lover, chill until I’m not

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I can't even find the words to express how repugnant and despicable this post is.

People who spew such Islamophobic bile don't belong in the United States Congress. The job of elected officials is to combat hate, not fan its flames. (1/2)

12.03.2026 20:52 👍 15774 🔁 2950 💬 891 📌 285
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12.03.2026 18:33 👍 12630 🔁 3859 💬 1463 📌 439
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This might be the greatest split-screen ever broadcast.

They’ll play this in museums in future.

(🎥 LCI 🇫🇷)

12.03.2026 15:11 👍 16823 🔁 6703 💬 577 📌 533

F her

12.03.2026 16:46 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I don’t ever see any national Dem party content. Does it simply not exist? Where are they?

12.03.2026 16:36 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

F him

12.03.2026 16:35 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Domestic renewable energy is a national security issue and has been for decades. Dems, please frame in these terms. Please

12.03.2026 13:17 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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How Republican Rep. John Rose Found His Wife - The American Prospect This Tennessee representative John Rose married a college undergraduate when he was 45.

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How Republican Rep. John Rose Found His Wife - The American Prospect share.google/Kbdj8eV7Ikx4...

12.03.2026 12:19 👍 52 🔁 14 💬 5 📌 0

“I remember when a Coke was a quarter!” -dipshit Congressman

12.03.2026 13:12 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a man with a mustache says " i hate most people " in a dark room ALT: a man with a mustache says " i hate most people " in a dark room
12.03.2026 13:06 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Another lickspittle that doesn’t know anything about anything but has the confidence to spew idiocy every minute of every day.
Truly remarkable the US decided to destroy themselves in such a pathetic way.

12.03.2026 11:12 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Would you recommend keeping the marinade for subsequent batches or does the SBE make that a health risk?
When I pickle cucumbers, I keep adding more to the container until there’s nothing left, but with egg? I dunno…
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12.03.2026 11:02 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The president is handing out oversized clown shoes to his cabinet — and watching to see who refuses to wear them.

It's Solzhenitsyn's Stalin story come to life: the first person to stop applauding ended up in the gulag. The lesson then, as now — never be the first to stop clapping.

12.03.2026 03:27 👍 12528 🔁 3910 💬 498 📌 176

Spineless losers at every turn

12.03.2026 02:12 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I know it’s all lies but his ICE goons round up and imprison children and grandmas.
Sleeper cells? Monitor.

F this shit already.

12.03.2026 02:08 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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DISTRACTIONS DON’T WORK.

COVERUPS WON’T WORK.

NOT EVEN WAR.

RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES.

11.03.2026 23:03 👍 7827 🔁 5177 💬 2 📌 0

To the "I didn't vote for this" folks. You voted for a convicted felon. A twice-impeached president. A man found liable for sexual abuse, who tried to overthrow an election. And now gas prices are surging, we're at war, and soldiers are coming home in coffins. This is what you voted for. All of it.

11.03.2026 20:24 👍 9417 🔁 3130 💬 479 📌 186

I have no reason to ever go there again. Ever

12.03.2026 01:23 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

T says we already won. We never fought. It was a vacation. Boats pass all day. Boats will never pass again. We’re the hottest. Nobody’s ever seen anything like it. Look at my drapes

12.03.2026 01:21 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Who’s ‘we’? This broken pile of refuse?

12.03.2026 01:17 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

We cannot survive this. Plain and simple.

12.03.2026 01:13 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

John Roberts and Republicans’ legacy: destroying America.

12.03.2026 01:12 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The final acts of a desperate failed state. Putin will soon be dead, his Kompromat puppet President will soon follow, Orban will be imprisoned, and the American people will need to decide whether they’ll continue to willingly degrade towards autocracy or wake the fuck up.

11.03.2026 23:04 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“Literally”
These people are imbeciles. Deeply stupid people that offer nothing but mimicry.

11.03.2026 14:36 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

🙌🙌🙌

11.03.2026 14:33 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

5/ And on the Strait of Hormuz, they had NO PLAN. I can't go into more detail about how Iran gums up the Strait, but suffice it say, right now, they don't know how to get it safely back open.

Which is unforgiveable, because this part of the disaster was 100% foreseeable.

11.03.2026 01:03 👍 15002 🔁 3337 💬 526 📌 502

This is absurdly false, in every way. And yet his cult voters will support him. Tell a hateful dummy he’s smart and his struggles are because of the person worse off and he’ll ignorantly love you forever.

11.03.2026 11:10 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Christo-fascists run the country. Maybe folks will decide to stop them at some point.

11.03.2026 02:42 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Facts

11.03.2026 02:34 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

And Wemby and his reckless elbows can get bent. Somebody’s gonna get pissed soon and that skinny dude may not like the response

11.03.2026 02:32 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0