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Stealer of lighters Just my garbage: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3w5fhqj3gbndznf6ic3pfn6m/feed/aaaeov2vryvuq most liked garbage: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3w5fhqj3gbndznf6ic3pfn6m/feed/aaabvdckmxp42

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Those Lethal Weapon movies are so unrealistic. There’s no way Mel Gibson is friends with a black guy

15.12.2024 03:58 πŸ‘ 1480 πŸ” 243 πŸ’¬ 26 πŸ“Œ 7

I sleep with a knife under my pillow in case someone with assorted meats and cheeses breaks in and needs to make a charcuterie board

17.02.2025 05:47 πŸ‘ 7783 πŸ” 765 πŸ’¬ 174 πŸ“Œ 39

Adam it's Marvin.
Your cousin, Marvin Levine!
You know that new sound you been lookin for? Well listen to this!

*crushes testicles in vise*

05.03.2026 06:41 πŸ‘ 41 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

jesus christ just tell us if it’s maybelline

08.02.2025 04:07 πŸ‘ 3833 πŸ” 713 πŸ’¬ 80 πŸ“Œ 19
4 leg parlay for Doncic 30+ points, Kennard 10+, Smart 10+ and Siakam for 12+

4 leg parlay for Doncic 30+ points, Kennard 10+, Smart 10+ and Siakam for 12+

correct. here’s one i hit last night

07.03.2026 19:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

had a bunch of parlays with small wagers on the hornets and heat game and also the lakers and pacers

07.03.2026 18:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

anytime i hear mary-o i think of this

07.03.2026 06:21 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Beers - SNL
Beers - SNL YouTube video by Saturday Night Live

maybe my fave SNL sketch of all time

youtu.be/k4csRoGP0V8?...

07.03.2026 06:16 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Luka Doncic is a stud

07.03.2026 06:06 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i won $300 betting on sports tonight. let’s celebrate until i lose it all plus another $100 tomorrow

07.03.2026 06:04 πŸ‘ 53 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

desperately

07.03.2026 06:03 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

wanna know more about the people who pronounce mario like mary-o

04.03.2026 22:09 πŸ‘ 130 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 31 πŸ“Œ 1

say what you will about me but I would never date a guy named Dylan

06.03.2026 23:01 πŸ‘ 203 πŸ” 27 πŸ’¬ 26 πŸ“Œ 0

in a way yes

07.03.2026 05:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Beat It Solo - Van Halen/Michael Jackson guitar cover (no whammy bar) #shorts
Beat It Solo - Van Halen/Michael Jackson guitar cover (no whammy bar) #shorts YouTube video by Dave Rucci

this dude is awesome and tbh i would do the faces too

youtube.com/shorts/-rUln...

07.03.2026 03:31 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

excellent answer but no

07.03.2026 03:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I can only imagine

07.03.2026 03:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

lol

07.03.2026 03:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

negative

07.03.2026 01:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

it makes sense but no

07.03.2026 01:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

that’s how i look when im shitposting but no

07.03.2026 01:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

if wasn’t right but of course you can take a second guess

07.03.2026 01:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜‚ i definitely didn’t have to google neil breen

07.03.2026 01:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

i would love it if this was correct

07.03.2026 01:30 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

points for creativity but incorrect

07.03.2026 01:27 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Lmao

07.03.2026 01:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

would be some intense games but nah

07.03.2026 01:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

lol

07.03.2026 01:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

excellent guess but πŸ‘ŽπŸΌ

07.03.2026 01:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I could see it for sure but incorrect

07.03.2026 01:22 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0