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he/him. can say the word fag. whore for fries.

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Damn your body really said "we don't do that in this house" πŸ’”

14.03.2026 15:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

My heart breaks for you sister 😭

14.03.2026 15:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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success btw.

14.03.2026 15:08 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Getting zooted and laying on the couch all day in retaliation against whatever tf this week was 😀

14.03.2026 08:58 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I actually am 😌 feeling very proud this BPT

12.03.2026 18:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I DO love an errand run. One pod in,vibing and doing my little tasks. Enjoy!

12.03.2026 18:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

You get it! 😌

12.03.2026 17:02 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

She's not dead I'm just not gonna tell her

12.03.2026 16:24 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Look at me. Inspiring by sending my little emails πŸ₯² my mother would be proud

12.03.2026 16:23 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Did a productivity. Please clap.

12.03.2026 15:36 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

everytime they cast a mew Mary it's like a new pope gets selected

12.03.2026 15:23 πŸ‘ 23 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

DIVAAAAA that charm tag? Popcorn bucket FOMO is a real affliction.

12.03.2026 15:32 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I need to sell both kidneys or win the lottery STAT!

12.03.2026 15:31 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The trailer for EVERYONE IS LYING TO YOU FOR MONEY. In select theaters starting April 17th πŸΏπŸ€‘πŸ€£

10.03.2026 20:02 πŸ‘ 5624 πŸ” 1650 πŸ’¬ 150 πŸ“Œ 305

happy saturday! 😘

07.03.2026 17:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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mernin beb

07.03.2026 08:43 πŸ‘ 23 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The 1% are snowballing? 🫒

05.03.2026 00:29 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

For me it's the arms, legs and abdomen. Itchy boiiiissss

03.03.2026 14:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Breaking out in stress hives...

03.03.2026 13:08 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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✌🏾

26.02.2026 15:02 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Bottom of my left foot is itching. Must be taking a trip soon...

26.02.2026 12:59 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Industry S4E7 you will always be famous!!

23.02.2026 18:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ«‚βœ¨

23.02.2026 17:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

But what's the temperature of the soup?

23.02.2026 16:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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23.02.2026 16:38 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Recorded this when I got into the office this morning only to end up in back-to-back meetings. I jinxed it...

23.02.2026 16:35 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I should be able to say "I tire of him" and have two impossibly fancy guards drag away any politician

23.02.2026 16:27 πŸ‘ 93 πŸ” 15 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ₯²πŸ’•

22.02.2026 18:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I just πŸ€¦πŸΎβ€β™‚οΈ

22.02.2026 18:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Just the threat of violence makes me feel better lol πŸ₯°

22.02.2026 18:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0