Christian Senrud

Are all Guess jeans that cut or does Midler just like looking like his mom bought his pants at the beginning of the school year for him

Just think, this post could be the one that costs you your next job

Had a dream I was talking to the Real team about why so many of their team has/had such good tweaked out kickflips (Donnelly, Hardy, Nate Jones, etc.) if you were wondering if skating ever isn’t on your mind even after 25+ years of it

You know when you get the answer to a question ask you ask it out loud? That just happened as I was wondering who the most powerful goofy footed skater of all time is but it’s John Cardiel. So who’s the second most powerful goofy footer of all time?

Nice to see Curren taking his new pro shoe out for a ride at the No Kings Protest

Simon Bannerot on iPath. Perfect match or perfect match?

Zach Allen is the Starry lemon lime soda of professional skateboarding

I know there’s way more important shit going on but the fact that Andy Anderson is in the new THPS is insane. Dude makes Andy Macdonald look like Dylan Rieder.

I too suffer from high agency

Bombed my ass off in front of a bunch of stylish gays tonight but at least I found out that the Rowley Sorry Nollie Bank is in Long Beach

Pretty sure Antonio Durao is double jointed in his ankles

They say dental implants change your life, and I think that’s true because Brandon Biebel’s definitely took a crazy nose dive after he got his

It would be interesting if we had a crystal ball to look into to see how many plazas we’d still have/how many more we could have if the US ever earnestly tried to confront its issues with homelessness, mental health, and poverty/crime

Rob Welsh gotta have the record for baggiest pants in a 5-0 fakie on transition right?

Fun fact: the actor Sean William Scott was always supposed to be named Sean, but he got his full name after he absorbed his other two brothers-to-be (William and Scott) in the womb.

It’s that beautiful time of year when Dickies shed their legs and become cutoffs

Flat spotted a set of wheels 2nd session skating then. Any guesses the brand?

Treadmills: because men can’t be trusted

Why did David Foster Wallace dress like Axl Rose in the unemployment line

Nike SBDSM

Sliders

Life may be tough but at least you’re not the unfuckable twat that calls itself Tim Pool

All My Homies Hate Tim Pool

I’m all for supporting skater owned, but you lose a lot of credibility when you charge $140 for pants that you could get a better version of elsewhere for less than half the price.

Let’s say for the sake of argument, transphobes are limp dicked losers with unresolved sexual issues and probably couldn’t fuck their way out of a wet paper bag. Then what say you Mr. President?

Kinda feel like Reynolds signature shoe should’ve been the 333 but what can you do

I refuse to worry about the economy until Mikey Taylor tells me to.

I guess it makes sense that Brazilian skaters would be more prone to having duck butt

I think a lot about the @pattonoswalt.bsky.social Dukes of Hazzard and Alternate Earth bits about how the US leaders then were cartoonishly evil/ up to ridiculous mischief week after week and how it felt like we’d fallen into a creepy alternative timeline. It’s unsettling how true they still feel

100% thought this was Will Marshall on first watch