NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, Ealing resident, said when interviewed “moi was happy to meet mon amie, nous had une conversation intéressante. Mon père is scarry scarried from le foot. Moi thinks mon père will not go to le Stade de Londres encore not even if moi was doing un trial pour Crufts.”
NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, smart girl, said when interviewed,“moi knew mon père would be super grumpy grumpy moi suggestes nous do mangey mangey of le fromage et mon père has une bière. Moi will keep him company.”
NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, Brentford fan, said when interviewed,“moi is triste, ma mère is triste, Juno is triste, notre nettoyeuse is triste, mon père is super triste. Moi is juste going to give mon père beaucoup d’amour. Moi will give him lots of bisous.”
NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, Brentford fan, said when interviewed “moi was super excited about that equaliser.”
NEWS:Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, logical dog, said when interviewed “moi has decided that les gens mes parents let into chez nous are probablement bien et won’t do le hurty hurty de moi or mes parents. Moi enjoys moi’s tummy being rubby rubbied it feels très nice parfois it makes moi faire du bruit.”
NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, thinker, said when interviewed “mes parents say ‘non’ to moi tout le temps, moi is not allowed to watch ‘L’île de l’Amour’! Moi is proud de mon government pour saying ‘non’ to l’homme d’orange. Moi thinks he should have had plus boundaries quand he was un enfant.”
NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, proud feminist, said when interviewed “moi was not being lazy lazy moi was thinking sur this journée internationale des femmes about all les femmes who make une différence. Moi is super proud of ma mère et all les femmes who do that. Moi would like to do that aussi.”
NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, hostess, said when interviewed “moi is superbe at holding les fêtes. Moi greets moi’s guests avec les barky barkies (très cordialement), moi’s conversation is très proper fascinante et moi lets them pat moi. Moi expects to be written about in Tatler et Le Gardien.”
NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, watcher of the BBC News, said when interviewed “moi thinks l’homme d’orange is a très proper merdey tête et might need to go to l’hopital pour being loopy loopy. Moi is pleased moi’s country is not up pour killy killy sans raison.”
NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, football watcher, said when interviewed “ moi is triste about Chelsea doing le winny winny mais Wrexham proper rocks”.
NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, girl with Welsh roots, said when interviewed “moi did l’early wakey wakies as moi was excited about le match entre Wrexham et Chelsea. Mes parents told moi le match was plus tard. Moi is très proper bon at doing le sleepy bobos. Moi decided to do more sleepy bobos.”
NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, deep thinker, said when interviewed “moi knows there is un chat in there et moi’s tactiques haven’t worked. Mes parents have said they won’t do les helpy helpies so that moi can get le chat. Moi is thinking of calling mon oncle Si et ma tante Nina pour les conseils.”
Thank you June. I agree these days are so dark. I am pleased my Sophie posts make you smile even just a little bit.
NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, legal scholar (starter level), said when interviewed “mon père had some déjeuner which looked proper tasty, not le stuff vert, bien sûr, moi is not keen on that, mais l’autre stuff. Mon père should know he is legally required to do les sharey sharies.”
Yes David, I agree, inflicting all those people, mostly children, with a fatal or life altering disease which could be avoided is a very bad thing. We might need to do a vote on this. There seems to be loads of candidates for the number two position.
Yes Nina, she is a very close contender and probably is third. All that anti-women and anti-immigrant stuff and what sane person kills a healthy dog?
Honestly, we know the most odious member of the US administration but is Hegseth number two with all that macho celebration of killing people?
NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, deep thinker, said when interviewed “moi enjoys jour de bin, it is très stimulating, mais honnêtement moi is feeling triste about all les killy killies. Moi is going to go sleepy bobos et not watch le news. Moi might watch le excellent drame ‘Peppa Pig’ plus tard.”
Thanks Linda, much appreciated!
NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, delighted girl, said when interviewed “ma mère is about to catch le train back to chez nous! This is un différent train to la ligne Elizabeth which mon père whangs on about. Moi expects her à l’heure!Moi likes beaucoup les frites nous can put them in la micro-ondes.”
NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, happy dog, said when interviewed “ma mère is in Bruxelles doing l’intellectualising. Moi misses her bien sûr et moi parfois does les mopey mopies when she is away. Mais moi très enjoyed moi’s promenade avec mon père, moi is hoping pour des waffles pour le p’tit dej.”
Me too Cat, one of my favourites. Brussels has some great food.
NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, gourmet, said when interviewed “ma mère has gone to Bruxelles to intellectualise. Moi wishes her beaucoup de fun et moi will miss her loady loadies. Moi adores le steak-frites, juste saying”.
NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, clever girl, said when interviewed, “moi saw un chat ce matin! Moi wonders pourquoi they don’t come closer, moi would like them to come très close. Moi wouldn’t do le hurty hurty honnêtement. Moi thinks les chats are stuck up et are mauvais juges de caractère.”
Yep. I agree Dooley but Sophie has loads of ambition.
NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, perplexed dog, said when interviewed “moi doesn’t comprend pourquoi moi can’t be sans lead like Shuggy. Moi is une grande chienne pas une bébé! Moi knows moi’s nom mais moi doesn’t say moi will do le comey comey. Moi is sûr nous promenades would be très exciting!”
We didn’t really talk about it Martha our call was short she just wanted to celebrate Brentford’s win in the football. I suspect she won’t eat her new bed because it is like her bed downstairs but she did say her old blue bed was very tasty and that she would like to find a cat to do chewy chewies.
NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, happy girl, said when interviewed “moi vraiment likes moi’s nouveau bed. It is super comfy comfy mais moi wanted to keep le bleu un aussi as doing les chewy chewies is très satisfying. Ma mère told moi it had done its last sleepy bobos mais did say au revoir to moi.”
NEWS:Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, early riser, said when interviewed “moi doesn’t comprend why doing le wakey wakies early is un problème. Ma mère can always do le sleepy bobos après le petit-déjeuner, moi likes un snoozy snoozy dans le middle de la matinée. It aussi means moi misses some télé merde.”
NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, planner, said when interviewed “moi was thinking très hard about that chat from hier et moi was overcome avec le désir to do les chewy chewies. Moi doesn’t think les chats taste like moi’s bed mais wants to be prête. Moi hopes to see that chat up très close demain.”
