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@p1nklem0nade

Dealing with life's everyday absurdities since 2005. Funny trans girl from the depths of Cologne, Döner-connaisseur and generally weird. she/her. for crying out loud, settle down! ☆ @ayukovt.bsky.social my princess

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@bahn.de Gegen 15:10 Uhr war ein unerträglicher Geruch auf der Toilette auf der RB 10620 Richtung Mönchengladbach Hbf. Da bekam man beim reingehen Ganzkörperekel. Warum weiß eigentlich keiner wie man eine Toilette nutzt?

19.03.2025 15:58 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

@chloe@deadinsi.de btw

18.03.2025 21:33 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

if anyone here is missing me, i‘m on fedi and twitter

16.03.2025 21:51 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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18.01.2025 09:00 👍 166 🔁 19 💬 3 📌 3
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17.01.2025 11:07 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

i owe my life to the 1975. nothing could've given me such stability in a time where i felt like the only thing i was good at is falling.

genuinely if it wasnt for their album release in 2022 i probably wouldnt be here anymore

12.01.2025 21:05 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

an die leute, die sich dazu niedergelassen haben, dem schatten blueskys zu folgen: monster ist ab morgen wieder für 88 cent bei rewe im angebot

12.01.2025 19:17 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

das kommt hier alles weg

12.01.2025 18:55 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

lowkey forgot i used to be dating oomfie

22.11.2024 20:36 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

fat girls

19.11.2024 16:16 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

this seems to be an universal experience between a lot of people

17.11.2024 14:49 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

das wär so ne richtige chloe aufgabe ich mutiere zur maschine wenns um sowas geht

17.11.2024 14:35 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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my greatest hobby is to spend money on stuff i don’t need but desperately want

16.11.2024 21:36 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

she said hello

16.11.2024 18:09 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

someone push him :(

25.10.2024 06:33 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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25.10.2024 06:00 👍 62 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 0

BODY CAM, ONLY FLAMS
BLEACHERS BAND, ONLY FLAMS

24.10.2024 18:53 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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can’t even go to sleep anymore cause my bitchass wife and kuromi are blocking it

24.10.2024 07:28 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Preview
Galore Oklou · Album · 2020 · 11 songs

everyone stream this masterpiece open.spotify.com/album/4LH5M9...

23.10.2024 19:06 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

when the winter is too cold, don’t forget all the springs to come

23.10.2024 19:01 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

(piano)
this will get bigger, if you know what i mean

23.10.2024 12:45 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

@p1nklem0nade.bsky.social youre genuinely the best gf I could ever ask for. thank you for making my life worth living and I cant wait for the day we get married🥺

30.11.2023 16:04 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

whenever i look at my wife @ayukovt.bsky.social, i feel like im in presence of an angel

30.11.2023 16:02 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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TRUE ROMANCE ISN'T DEAD

29.11.2023 21:04 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i am so in love with you my princess<3

29.11.2023 21:04 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

i couldn't be more in love

29.11.2023 21:02 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I FUCKING LOVE MY WIFE @ayukovt.bsky.social

29.11.2023 21:01 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Die durchschnittliche KVB-Erfahrung

20.09.2023 22:48 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i don't think you cant :(

20.09.2023 20:19 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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