Vys (a.k.a. Mailman Dan)

I keep seeing people ask about the 25th Amendment.

Guys. His entire Cabinet is walking around in shoes that don’t fit because they’re scared to take them off.

The 25th is never happening.

Its quick on a geological scale!

Adorable that you think that would change anything at this point.

Fucking ew.
Jail.
Just, straight to fucking jail.

Dogs are so very good at making us spend money we dont have to just be informed that they're being dramatic.

Yes to all.

I think Erik bugs me so much because while he does ultimately stop calling you dumb, he never apologizes for it, and that's just fucking rude.

a close up of a monster with the words im sick written on it ALT: a close up of a monster with the words im sick written on it

Caught a cold from my wife.
I am of course on the very raggedy edge of death.
Say something nice at the funeral.

Listening to an audio book about a global disease, and its VERY clear it was written well before Covid, as the author wrote the words "if the American people heard about this, thered be chaos, no one would leave their homes for fear of infection"
Oh
Oh my sweet baby child. You had no idea.

Can we put them in their own detention centers?

For Vys it'd be whatever the Eorzean equivalent to the North Star is, as she was a sailor up until she met the twins on that one trip.

#wolqotd
Is there a character in lore, who isn't a villain, that your WoL just straight up hates?
For Vys its Professor Erik from the Monk storyline. I can canonically punch a mountain in half, so maybe don't call me stupid to my face, yeah?

If i didn't have to work all day every day there'd be a lot less dogs in shelters around here and a lot of fostering happening

That second pic is a perfect "mother, why?" expression

Anyone have a name for who dumped her? I just want to have a talk with them. In a Dennys parking lot at 3am.
(For legal reasons, that was a joke. I do however hope that person gets unceremoniously dumped when they're old and frail)

Fair enough!

I suspect no Roegadyn is capable of sneezing at an acceptable volume, so Vys straight up Dad sneezes.
Ani'ani is tiny, so shes more of a squeaker, or a >SNRK< noise if she tries to hold it in.

I call accidentally falling out of an arena "pulling a flip-wizard" because I've done that as a Red Mage more than a few times. Also called Dragooning

Might be worth another try? Sometimes our tastes change without us really knowing.
Granted, Magnus does require more active listening than some other podcasts, but ultimately its so worth it.

I'll be honest, I hope I get vaporized in the first volley. Im so fucking tired of all of this.

IIRC, don't you fight as both sides of the final boss fight in this one?

When is "incarcerate" and "execute" ICE? Asking for a friend.

For Vys, it just kind of seemed to be the thing to do at the time, and now she's a savior of the multiverse like 4 times over.

For Ani'ani, its a means to not dwell on those shes lost, but thats getting harder and harder as her companions drop around her. Moenbryda, Doga, Unei, and now Nanamo.

New CPU and fan installed.
Still randomly shutting down and boot looping.
Excuse me, im going to go step into traffic now.

Excuse the bad language, but this is where we are at right now:

But hes ready to fistfight in the middle of a congressional hearing, so, hey, credentials?

She wasn't fired, she was moved out from in front of cameras. Don't lose focus, shes part of the Shield of the Americas now, whatever the fuck that is. Don't lose focus.

Since we're doing that 9games thing

Try Gigabash. Its a fighting game, sure, but everyone (save for Ultraman i guess) is a monster

Vys is Ace, so it likely wouldn't work on her.
Ani'ani is still deep in unresolved grief, so who knows how she'd react. She may break down in tears and trauma dump, or she may lock up and cast Fire III.