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'Romancing the Stone' (1984) Dir. by Robert Zemeckis

Starring Michael Douglas, Kathleen Turner, Danny DeVito, Alfonso Arau & Manuel Ojeda.

The peak of civilization

These ghouls act like they've discovered some novel secret: "Hey, guys, GUYS! Did you know that we can just kill people whenever we want?" Yes, you absolute idiot, that's ALWAYS been true. We just chose not to, for good and self-interested reasons which the entire world is about to learn yet again.

Ty will help those who are confused about current events. #Epstein ☠️

And “Ashburnham” is short for “Ashley ruined dinner.”

Four little dinosaurs printed in a pink and purple and blue gradient.

the same dinos: a bronto, a pterodactyl, a stegosaurus, and a triceratops. This time in Northern Lights vibed colors!

now the dinosaurs are RAINBOW

these are the OG dinosaurs, printed in my desert sunset colors. also so old the picture is from before I got a light box!

We'll be closing the store for the final week of March so I can recover from surgery, which means selling as much as we can now.

Great time to buy something & force me to actually recover from surgery by not working!

(hey I ADDED ALL THE DINOSAURS!)

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1966 images of UMass' The Junkyard before it was altered to remove the curving walls on the north and south ends. Designed by noted structural engineer Paul Weidlinger with consultation of noted modernist Gordon Bunshaft of Skidmore, Owings & Merrill (SOM)

Me and who

"so you're telling me i CAN rain down nuclear hellfire on the entire globe, but i CANNOT arbitrarily impose crippling sales tax on bananas because guys were mean to my friend??" sir we've run the legal analysis several times and yes this appears to accurately sum up the state of play

okay you know what we're doing this

why rise of skywalker is the worst crime ever committed against cinema and the very concept of a coherent fictional universe: a thread

Josh Johnson destroying Elon Musk for begging Epstein to come to the pedo island is the funniest shit I’ve seen this morning.

Wow.

"I always enjoyed watching us beat Indiana" -- Barack Obama roasts Reggie Miller

Trump tapped white nationalist Jeremy Carl for Assistant Secretary of State for International Orgs.

He called the Civil Rights Act an “anti-white weapon,” pushed the “great replacement,” called Juneteenth a “race hustle,” and compared J6 defendants to Black defendants in Jim Crow trials.
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Over the past three weeks, the "nightmare scenario" for November's midterms has grown more plausible www.vox.com/politics/478...

Screen shot from the Whale Alert app showing a bunch of critically endangered right whales in Cape Cod Bay this morning

There are less than 400 North Atlantic right whales left in the world. Look at how many are in Cape Cod Bay right now! This image is taken from the Whale Alert app

Angry brown kitty sketch says I hope this email fucks your dad

Found a new email signature. You're goddamned right I'm going to use it.

Rep. Delia Ramirez to DHS officials: "I have as much respect for you as I do for the last white men who put on masks to terrorize communities of color. I have no respect for the inheritors of the Klanhood and the slave patrol. Those activities were criminal and so are yours."

these hearings are getting cool lmao

Contractor: So what features do you want for your parking lot?

Trader Joes: Too small. Hard to access. Counter-intuitive. Same as always

Pistons, Hornets fight.

One of the most striking snd powerful parts of the halftime show

what the shit?
-me, appreciating new things

JD Vance loudly booed at the Winter Olympics today.

From @acyn.bsky.social (posted on X)

"Reporter: Do any of you have a favorite animal?

Child: My favorite one is a gold snake that can move. It has gold eyes, and it has a super-duper tail…

Reporter: Mr. Mamdani, the second question for you.

Mamdani: Yes. It’s also the golden snake."

Yes. The folks who study election rumors and conspiracy theories are worried that a forced (and false) confession by Maduro (of 2020 election fraud) is a real possibility, and we’ve already seen some (wink, wink) foreshadowing of such a move.

.... and the fight on the ASL telecast

Chump Loves His Diapers.......