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Pimento Mori

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Pissy satirist & author, "Vote Loki: 2024" and "God Of Stories" Queer, autistic, and angry. πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ https://archiveofourown.org/series/3509920

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a woman with long black hair is standing in front of a purple wall . ALT: a woman with long black hair is standing in front of a purple wall .
08.03.2026 18:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
screenshot of Kristi Noem's post-firing same day cope-posting, which is supposed to say the following but it's obscured by a superimposed image of Taylor Swift making a smug face captioned "bye bitch": 

"Thank you @POTUS Trump for appointing me as the Special Envoy for the Shield of the Americas. 
@SecRubio and @SecWar are incredible leaders and I look forward to working with them closely to dismantle cartels that have poured drugs into our nation and killed our children and grandchildren.

The Western Hemisphere is absolutely critical for U.S. security. In this new role, I will be able to build on the partnerships and national security expertise, I forged over the last 13 months as Secretary of Homeland Security. 

We have made historic accomplishments at the Department of Homeland Security to make America safe again: we delivered the MOST secure border in American history, 3 million illegal aliens have left the U.S., we have located 145,000 children, FEMA delivered disaster relief at a 100% faster rate, we ushered in the golden age of travel, saved the American taxpayer $13 billion and revitalized the U.S. Coast Guard."

screenshot of Kristi Noem's post-firing same day cope-posting, which is supposed to say the following but it's obscured by a superimposed image of Taylor Swift making a smug face captioned "bye bitch": "Thank you @POTUS Trump for appointing me as the Special Envoy for the Shield of the Americas. @SecRubio and @SecWar are incredible leaders and I look forward to working with them closely to dismantle cartels that have poured drugs into our nation and killed our children and grandchildren. The Western Hemisphere is absolutely critical for U.S. security. In this new role, I will be able to build on the partnerships and national security expertise, I forged over the last 13 months as Secretary of Homeland Security. We have made historic accomplishments at the Department of Homeland Security to make America safe again: we delivered the MOST secure border in American history, 3 million illegal aliens have left the U.S., we have located 145,000 children, FEMA delivered disaster relief at a 100% faster rate, we ushered in the golden age of travel, saved the American taxpayer $13 billion and revitalized the U.S. Coast Guard."

you're welcome

05.03.2026 23:12 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Starting to suspect an administration made entirely out of the villains from children's cartoons might be less than ideal

08.03.2026 15:22 πŸ‘ 83 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

is there anything still preventing new accounts from going thru? I can't get mine to let me in at all

07.03.2026 20:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Midnights forever, but I do listen to the acoustic deluxe version of TLOAS regularly because it's just that damn good

03.02.2026 15:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Ghosted - Chapter 1 - Pimento_Mori - Marvel Cinematic Universe [Archive of Our Own] An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

it's funny that someone mentions them both in the same sentence, because I recently wrote a rather vicious little satire about this very thing:
archiveofourown.org/works/779124...

02.02.2026 23:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

#GroundhogDay annual joke

archiveofourown.org/works/35021695

02.02.2026 18:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

this is so pretty and sweet! I love this community

25.01.2026 22:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

if it helps you feel any better, it took me until my 30s to realize wtf Cyndi Lauper's "She Bop" was about

same with Harry's "Watermelon Sugar" lol

25.01.2026 21:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

nice setup! and such a pretty kitty

25.01.2026 18:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Which comic book, movie, tv, etc characters would you like to see put into play against this regime in a fictional mirror world?

I've been rummaging through some sci-fi flicks lately.

25.01.2026 17:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

hey @unchained-malady.bsky.social some candidates for your blocklist collection lol

25.01.2026 17:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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25.01.2026 03:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

GenX and longtime Ani DiFranco fan here! I was just listening to LPC the other day and Fuel always punches way above its weight

25.01.2026 03:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We got Taylor and Blake’s text messages before we got the Epstein Files…

23.01.2026 22:53 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

1. salute

25.01.2026 03:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

my first album that made me a fan was Midnights, but ngl Folklore is the one that I play the most - it's def got that late night feeling

25.01.2026 03:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

sadly, it'll be local soon enough

25.01.2026 03:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

this is gorgeous

25.01.2026 03:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

this is very cool!

25.01.2026 03:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

if a man talks shit, you owe him nothing

20.01.2026 01:35 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

this made my night, bless you for sharing and bless those cobblestones for their sass

20.01.2026 01:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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20.01.2026 01:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Half the battle with this guy is just reiterating government can and already does good things that are so ubiquitous they’ve become invisible. He’s able to remind you in a way that you understand that good government can exist outside of a 24/7 vengeance operation, and in NYC already does.

18.01.2026 22:47 πŸ‘ 16463 πŸ” 2906 πŸ’¬ 164 πŸ“Œ 51
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MTV REWIND - I Want My MTV Celebrating 44 years of continuous music videos. Stream classic music videos 24/7.

a friend recently shared this with me and i'm obsessed β€” it's an MTV/VH1 simulator with almost 30,000 videos (organized by decade) along with special sections for things like 120 Minutes, Unplugged, Yo! MTV Raps, and Pop-Up Video (!!!) wantmymtv.vercel.app

16.01.2026 22:20 πŸ‘ 491 πŸ” 109 πŸ’¬ 34 πŸ“Œ 15
Ghosted - Chapter 1 - Pimento_Mori - Marvel Cinematic Universe [Archive of Our Own] An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

World's Richest Asshole Gets Scrooged: archiveofourown.org/works/779124...

19.01.2026 00:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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via 'Cities by Diana' on Facebook

17.01.2026 13:56 πŸ‘ 1655 πŸ” 564 πŸ’¬ 23 πŸ“Œ 22
A post-American, enshittification-resistant internet (a speech at 39C3 in Hamburg on Dec 28, 2025)
A post-American, enshittification-resistant internet (a speech at 39C3 in Hamburg on Dec 28, 2025) YouTube video by corydoctorow

if you truly wanna kneecap the techbro frathouse they've turned our government into, set aside some time and give Cory Doctorow a chance to lay it out in beautiful detail just how EASY it would be:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=39js...

11.01.2026 20:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

there's more than one way to leave office, and I wrote about it in 2024: archiveofourown.org/works/58003438

11.01.2026 19:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0