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@earational

In a bizarre twist, I get paid to take pictures. https://www.deepplanes.com/

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@gothtatertot.bsky.social

11.03.2026 16:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Stumbling into her work at a MIA exhibit some years ago was such a wonderful experience. Crazy talented.

11.03.2026 15:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Motherfucker, I used to navigate the real world without a banking account!

11.03.2026 15:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Well, this does help explain why no one's tried rebuying the same shoe in a correct size.

11.03.2026 15:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Absolutely, but more concretely: how have *none* of these geniuses thought to just rebuy the same shoe in the correct size?

11.03.2026 15:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Peanuts/butter?

11.03.2026 03:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

@gothtatertot.bsky.social

11.03.2026 03:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

@gothtatertot.bsky.social we have to go somewhere.

11.03.2026 00:56 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So before I start calculating minor related costs such as airfare, what's the damage on that, $79?

11.03.2026 00:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

to r/micropenisβ€”Just Saw An Edward (guy with normal penis size) Fuck Up Trying To Flatten A Cardboard Box By The Dumpster...They Are So Lost

10.03.2026 23:07 πŸ‘ 5345 πŸ” 727 πŸ’¬ 37 πŸ“Œ 13

@gothtatertot.bsky.social

10.03.2026 22:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Well, "polling" at least.

10.03.2026 21:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Certainly a similar thing going on in the ol' noggin, but with drugs you do *get drugs*.

10.03.2026 21:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sorta? Certainly seemed to be a valuable practical solution for crisis stuff!

10.03.2026 20:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ha ha, just tagged you to this!

10.03.2026 18:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

@gothtatertot.bsky.social πŸ«•

10.03.2026 18:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Goodnight moon
Goodnight loon
Goodnight mutt
Goodnight butt

10.03.2026 03:45 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

@gothtatertot.bsky.social πŸ’•

10.03.2026 05:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So either:

Doot. Doot doot doot.

Or:

Doot doot doo doo doo.

10.03.2026 05:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

@gothtatertot.bsky.social

10.03.2026 03:47 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Officer clowned.

10.03.2026 03:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

@gothtatertot.bsky.social

10.03.2026 01:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

But if you don't insist on hearing *precisely* how *they* intend to make _____ happen, how will people know you're a politics understander?

10.03.2026 01:10 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Surly teens expecting Nirvana or Cypress Hill just gawping.

10.03.2026 00:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You'd think they'd have simplified names for cogs in the military beu- beau- ber- BUREAUCRACY

09.03.2026 23:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I've suspected/hoped it was a logistical problem, but then again we don't ever hear "flatbeds of vehicles LEAVING," which would help confirm that.

09.03.2026 23:13 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

@gothtatertot.bsky.social

09.03.2026 22:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The best parts is they're from a really stodgy brand that no one thinks is cool, and everyone's mad they can't wear their rich guy shoes.

09.03.2026 22:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

@gothtatertot.bsky.social

09.03.2026 22:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A photo showing a 3 x 3 grid of old Little Golden children's picture books, such as The Poky Little Puppy, The Fuzzy Duckling, etc. These simplistic illustrated books were already decades old when I was a little kid in the 70s.

A photo showing a 3 x 3 grid of old Little Golden children's picture books, such as The Poky Little Puppy, The Fuzzy Duckling, etc. These simplistic illustrated books were already decades old when I was a little kid in the 70s.

Lots of ways to define that!

09.03.2026 21:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0