This is so funny
This is so funny
Hey just btw the storm is trying to tell you something go outside and let her speak to you
Ryan from The OC going hard on how crypto is a scam is the wildest silver lining in this timeline
It depends. Sometimes Iβm into it, sometimes not.
hey I donβt care if you just got back from AWP clear yr schedule
I am reading poetry at The Whistler tomorrow at 6:30/doors at 6
major shoutout to @zacharykocanda.bsky.social and the Test Series for inviting me!
I will be there!!!
My appetite for cake is endless and unslaked, i promise you
Could you imagine if you held a house party and then at some point in the night someone was in your freezer scavenging your wedding cake ππ true goblin behavior
Hahaha yes
Sick
I mean you are correct, any cake can be served at a wedding but what Iβve usually had at weddings is quite fancy white cake and layered with very crisp icing in my experience.
I wish there was just like a place where you could get a slice of wedding cake
Trying to be!!!!
π΅ i hurt myself today πΆ
Genius annotation: trying to lift something at the gym that i had no business lifting
in case you've never seen it, this is Roger Ebert on The Mummy
*bats eyelashes* WHAAAAaaaatever could you MEAAANNN, detective?
if i was part of a murder investigation i would fully participate. unless i had something to hide. then i'd wear *fashion* and deflect with seduction & absurdity.
wish i could transport you here and just take care of you for the rest of the week but in absence of that, *moar hugs*
Hug hug huggggg
68Β° and sunny. iβm calling it. you donβt have to work anymore today if you donβt want to
Extremely relatable and also great idea
peter parker reading a book meme, crying when he reads the only way to make money is work
Objectively, this is untrue
Wowwwwww. The 4! The 8?????
I was looking at my job spreadsheet today and I applied to over 115 jobs (I have 115 entries on my ss, but I know I didn't log some, such as--for instance--the job I ended up getting lol)
yay for me, yikes for the job market. my deepest sympathy & solidarity to anyone looking for employment.
lol
The only thing it feels worthwhile for me to say right now is pay attention to whether your feelings & the information youβre absorbing are paralyzing you or prompting you to meaningful action, whatever that is. Paralysis helps no one but the enemy.
βWhat thou lovβst well is thy true heritageβ
βEzra Pound 81st Canto
He's against interracial marriage. He's a plagiarist. Thief of charity money. Opponent of leggings. Hates Hanukkah ("Can Christians support Hanukkah? No"). Says women's votes are responsible for "moral atrocities" like same-sex marriage.
Not really surprising, I know.
Thank you so much! π€
i feel i've done enough work for today (emails, student feedback, job onboarding, not that i need to prove myself to YOU jabronies) so it's time for me to watch ZARDOZ